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you know what sounds good rn? feeding someone with a sensitive tummy foods that upset them. taking them out on a busy day of running errands afterwards. watching them struggle with their bloated belly. hearing the groaning and moaning. watching them struggle to hold back their farts. id hug them from behind and squeeze their belly 🤭

doesn’t that sound fun ? to see how gassy I can make you?

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i need him to shush me while i talk just so he can rip ass

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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C/W: Gentle somno

“Sweetie, I know you’re tired— FUCK, but I need this. My dick’s fucking throbbing for you. Can you feel it? Can you feel how hard I am for your pretty body?”

“You just looked so fucking hot today. I can’t help it. Shit, your pussy’s so fucking tight. Just lay there and I’ll do all the work.”

“Shh, shh, just go to sleep baby, ugh. Fuck, fuck, fuck, can you hear that? Those are my heavy, cum-filled balls aching to breed to your tired womb.”

“You sound so— AGH— SO fucking pretty when you moan like that, baby. My, my, didn’t someone say they were tired? Are those your hips I feel grinding back against me?”

“Fuck, I’m cumming. I’m cumming inside you, my love. God, that’s so much fucking cum.”

“God, you want to sleep with my cock plugging up the cum inside you? That’s nasty. I love you. Goodnight, baby.”

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A daily reminder

whenever a sub says ‘make me’ what they really mean is ‘fuck me until I’m a drooling mess and remind me who’s in charge’.

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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You know I wonder with the "Are you challenging me?" Meme going viral if Scooby Doo will ever have another farting contest scene.

Shaggy has only ever farted in the Live Action movie, Scooby however has farted in other movies and cartoons.

We as a society need Shaggy to fart again, and have Fred let out a toot too

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5000 likes!

#5000 likes #tumblr milestone

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Imagine and hear me out: you fuck me so hard I pass out and then you keep going

In other words, fuck me unconscious then fuck me awake. Please and thank you 💕

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Thinking about a specific scenario that I like- 🤤 Imagine you're on a date with a cute guy at your place, and you have ice cream. But he didn't tell you he's kind of lactose intolerant. So while you guys are cuddling on the couch, you can feel his abs tensing as he's trying to secretly push out silent farts. As the toxic smell starts rising, you ask him about it, and he denies and chuckles a little. He keeps on farting throughout the date, still denying it even though you can feel and smell it. When he goes to get a snack or wash his hands, you touch the area he was sitting on and it's practically steaming. The date possibly ends with you both making out-

The part where the abs tense up and that a man doesn't tell me he's lactose intolerant only gets to me more 🤤 what if while we cuddled and this was happening, my head is either resting on his pillow thighs or his stomach so that I could listen to it growl and build up gas

Also guys being denial of farting while being questioned?? And me touching the spot he was sitting at and it's warm and steamy? Now that's what I call a good date.

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Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

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You Know What To Do! - Yuta Aoi

"C'mon, it's dinnertime. You know the rules."

"Get over here and get into position. Look, I know you're hungry, so hurry up. I'll let you eat as soon as we're finished, but only if you get here right now!"

"You know what to do. Put your chin on the stool behind me and press your face into my ass like normal."

"Good, now wrap your body around the stool so I can lock you in place. Don't try to fight or you won't be eating tonight."

"Perfect... now open your mouth and keep it open until I'm finished. I don't wanna smell a single thing while I'm eating."

"I know you know what's about to happen, but I'll tell you anyway 'cause I like to remind you!"

"You are my fart filter. I will eat my curry and fart as freely as I need to, and each one of those farts is going straight into your mouth. Then you're gonna swallow it as quickly as possible so your mouth is ready for the next one."

"And if I smell a single fart, you're staying there all night long so you're ready for me in the morning when I have breakfast."

"Understand your place?? Perfect, now I can eat~"

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Imagine having being blind folded,tied to a chair and being surrounded by fat asses. And no I’m not talking about the perky bubble butt some of you love I’m talking big,wide, stretch mark and cellulite filled fat ass. The ones that can leave a giant sweat mark in the middle.

You’re stuck surrounded by these ass and it’s a fart bukkake. You can’t see but you definitely can smell the rank, rancid, shitty farts along with the deep rumbling wet fart sounds. There’s nothing you can besides sniff, moan or even rim these asses

UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH THIS SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A GOOD DREAM🩷🩷😩😩😩😩

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i want a guy to sit on my face and let it rip

i would love to be dominated by a boys ass and thrir gas. My dream is to become someones personal fart/ass slave. Id sniff dirty underwear, pants, and if youre into it, you could take to the more extreme. Only thing i want is a big male ass

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Reblog if you’re a girl and will eat a man’s ass even if it’s sweaty