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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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Parents will ask you to disrupt the day plans you have meticulously planned out in your head on a whim and when you react even slightly negatively they will sigh and shake their head and blame you for always being a shut in

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#I don't drink coffee #so like 1 every like 2 weeks because I like specialty lattes #tea on the other hand? like 1 cup every other day

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ok girlies we are at a sleepover. we know how many crush confessions you’ve given and received. now tell us how many people you’ve kissed

#1 crush received #and two people kissed #I don't get crushes

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More memes cos this man was a legend

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remy ratatouille would make a great web avatar

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this is. literally fanon martin. like holy shit

bro manipulated so well he convinced the fandom too

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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

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ok but helen and odysseus have SO much potential as a brotp. his lying/disguise skills + her vocal impression abilities? the chaos would be UNSTOPPABLE

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I put your jesus art on my wall (/ω\)

(hope that's ok)

Heaven yeah that's definitely okay

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marcille’s lifespan isn’t even that long that’s just normal for italians. my nonna was still doing headstands in her late 80s and could still walk in her mid 90s

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Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning

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