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Heyo! I'm Spirit and I'm a lesbian with Autism and ADHD, and if the banner doesn't blow it already I have a big special interest in rollercoasters and theme parks with one of my favourites being The Smiler at Alton Towers!
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Hi! No ID necessary, I just thought you'd be amused by this little guy who was trying to infiltrate my bread. He hung out in the outer part of the bag for like a day before I coaxed him into a cup and let him out thru the window lol
This guy longs for bagels
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"ohh noo kitten mittens is stuck"
*gets vaporized*
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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.
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please watch this i cant stop thinking about it
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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean
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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
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hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out
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Pro-tip to young trans guys:
If a stranger misgenders you, please please please do not ever utter the phrase, “I’m a man.” It sounds very unnatural and immediately sounds overly defensive.
My advice? Just look at the person like they’re an idiot and, in the deepest voice possible, say, “Uh. Alright, then.”
Just act as though they made a huge and obvious mistake, and don’t get flustered. If you’re comfortable with it, handle the situation with humor and say something like, “Man, I know I’ve got a babyface, but I didn’t think it was that bad.”
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I laughed so fucking hard at this
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.
I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.
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