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what kind of guns do you own? like, firearms?

"Like firearms"? What else is the word Gun used for??? Do you take me for a court jester?

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Eclipse of the Sun in Venice in July 8, 1842 by Ippolito Caffi.

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its absurd that trio is four letters long and not three

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i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

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are you a hot person? you punk? yeah??? what kind huh??? masc or femme hot vibes? cocky or down to earth hot vibes??? why dont you stick around and find out what incredibly long and oddly specific example of a hot aura you give off?

#rock star hot #hell yeahhhh #i should start a band #i have genuinely been thinking about that i should totally start a band #i know basically no one who lives in my state but it’d be cool to start a band

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bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend's characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think "aw that's cool". if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you

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No, that’s a baguette. A blanket is someone who bakes food such as bread or pastries.

wghat the fuck is a blanket

i think it's when a lot of people sit at the same table and there is like food ! hope ythis helps

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girl help I'm getting they/them'd by well-meaning people who don't know what a tomboy is

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Fuck you *transgenders your OIAR*

Alice is a trans woman, obviously. She/her but has experimented with she/they as well as variations of neo pronouns.

Sam is transmasc and gender nonconforming, uses he/they mainly but they also are chill with she/her and fem terms if they trust you. (Includes Alice)

Gwen is a stealth trans woman, She/her.

Lena’s pronouns are she/her only because they were government assigned. If she had a personality then they would change but she wouldn’t tell you unless she respects you.

Celia uses she/they, not sure about her actual gender identity tho!

Colin is the token cis gay man who will snap a terfs neck.

#tmagp