rosehatesmoths

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they should make it easier

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This is it, the best news story (from BBC news):

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no one still in the running for the stanley cup has won in over 10 years, and only one first seed team remains. reminder that the kraken just beat previous stanley cup winner, overcoming ZERO PERCENT ODDS, and wild card team florida panthers beat the presidents trophy winner that broke several league records in scoring and wins this year.

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they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

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At confession tonight the priest looked me dead in the eyes (through a screen) and said “you need to get a hobby”

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being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

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at my fathers funeral hitting the bong of grief

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My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

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may i offer you some Hamlet booty shorts in these trying times

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Normal People, Jane Austen, and the Romance of Walking Around by @snoopysfriendwoodstock

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Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

#everytime i see this post i have to spend 3.7 minutes trying to find the missing words #like some demented word search

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I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

#The dishwasher is on while I'm trying to interact with people #and I might commit a crime

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There's a left-wing Christian/Star Wars crossover page called "Postliberal Theology Memes with Galactic Star Wars Themes" on facebook and I am losing my mind over the Content they create

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my apartment is just one gigantic long hallway with doors going down each side, and I keep getting lost. I swear to god there was a bathroom yesterday where the front door exit is today. At the very end of the hallway is the quarantine room I just got released from. There's a new guy in there now, but I haven't seen him. I knocked on his door today to make sure he was alive. He talked through the door and seems chipper. Not sure if he's real though

#this sounds exactly like my apartment in germany #including the never seen roommate but he didn't quarantine he was just a recluse

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I exclusively eat cereal dry. And I have a large glass of milk on the side. I am using talk to text to type this.