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“can i be a hater for a second” girl you can kill someone in front of me and id be okay with it be fr

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You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

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happy ides of march eve remember to completely disregard any weird happenings or foreboding omens and look forward to tomorrows beautiful day

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My vibe about ships since forever tbh

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People always wanna know what your favorite holiday is but then they look at you funny if you say shit like, "The ides of March" or "Election destiel cannon putin resignation day" or if you have to explain that it's the day your entire family takes a two hour long walk through the woods to stare at tress

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Julius Caesar: [thinking he's about to bring back the monarchy and make himself king]

Meanwhile, the senate:

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all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

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everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

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I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"

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the desire to pronounce words as they are said in their source language for the sake of accuracy vs the desire to not sound like a complete tool

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me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down

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𝕎𝕖'𝕣𝕖 𝕊𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕥 ℝ𝕖𝕘𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥. 𝕊𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕤 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕥.

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it is crazy how “if this childrens show doesn’t kill their villain at the end it’s irredeemable media” became such a popular opinion here. like people were calling steven universe fascist apologia. and to be clear I don’t even think that would be the case for non childrens media, either. perhaps holding every single story up to the same standard of “does it follow the acceptable narrative path or is it evil propaganda” isn’t the most anti-fascist thing, either. maybe.

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You all need to be cringe again.

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I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

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little used fantasy trope i love: when two people are playing cards in a shady bar and it's the tense moment where they show their hand but it's a fantasy so they can't say things like "full house" or "royal flush" so they same some nonsense like "three crowns and a dead crow" and the crowd is like "oooOOHH" so we know that's good

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do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything