Our fandom forbearers did NOT suffer through Anne Rice, strikethrough, and other bullshit for fucking ACOTAR and Harry Potter fans to fucking ruin it for all of us by selling fanfiction. I am not losing novel length yaoi epics because some of you don't know how to act in fannish spaces and yes I do blame the booktokification of fanfic but I also blame those of you that treat fandom like content to consume and not a community to engage with.
i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
How everyone could come back for Kinnporsche S2 (if there is one)
Chan: nicotine heals gunshot wounds. That's just science.
Miss Erica: didn't die, merely retreated into the shadows to await the next time she's needed to waste 30 guys at once.
Big: noone had time to check for a pulse before the explosion. Crawled away to safety ready for a huge midseason plot twist. For a bonus twist: he ran away with Tawan (bulletproof hair).
Ken: his indentical twin brother, Barbie, senses something happened. He flies to Thailand with the intention of infiltrating the criminal gang his brother was part of in order to find out what happened to him. He does not expect to be won over to their cause (being gay and doing crimes) nor to fall in love with his brother's frenemy (idk who that would be in this scenario: Big?)
Gun: his ghost follows Vegas around telling him to avenge his father's death by killing his uncle. Established Shakespeare fan Pete warns Vegas that it's probably a bad idea.
The Hedgehog: realised his natural environment was not a birdcage in a sex dungeon, faked his own death to escape.
chay - has basically no control over his life
kim - constantly has to be in control of everything
chay - gets to have control over kim
kim - gets to be controlled by chay
One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.
i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot
So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.
Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.
The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."
And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.