Tumgik
roxy-ellen · 6 hours
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
311K notes · View notes
roxy-ellen · 7 hours
Text
i love the phase "knock you into next week" because it implies that time travel can in fact be achieved with enough violence
57K notes · View notes
roxy-ellen · 8 hours
Text
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
769K notes · View notes
roxy-ellen · 10 hours
Text
It has just now occurred to me that what’s “visibly on the spectrum” is wildly different for autistic and allistic people. Most allistics don’t recognize autistic behavior (at all or anything more that weird/quirky) unless it impacts their ability to interface with an autistic person. That’s when allistics see someone as visibly on the spectrum. Other autistics can spot each other from a mile a way though over minor stuff.
For example every allistic I’ve ever worked with has told me “oh but you’re sooo good at socializing with people?!? I could neverrrr tell?!?!” If they learned I’m autistic.
However other autistic people meet me and are like: YOU. AUTISM.
50K notes · View notes
roxy-ellen · 20 hours
Text
Hahaha don't you know this by know? Don't you know?! When people say things they don't mean the things they say! They mean something else! If you hear someone say something or read some words someone wrote those words don't mean what the words mean! The words mean something else, the secret meaning that the person saying them was thinking!!! Don't you know this by know? You're so stupid for not knowing that!
“she should be at the club” “but not everybody can handle loud music / likes going out / enjoys drinking / wants to—“ YOURE MISSING THE POINT. “she should be at the club” is not about the literal club!! it’s about the whimsy of youth!! it’s about the things you can get away with, body and mind!! it’s about having fun and ignoring the horrors for as long as you can!! it’s about the fact that you do not deserve to feel this pain and have these responsibilities, you do not deserve to be locked in your room with your sadness, you deserve to enjoy the music and the pretty lights and the ass shaking of life!!! it’s about how i wish joy for you, even if you do not wish it for yourself!!! you should be at the club!!!!
16K notes · View notes
roxy-ellen · 20 hours
Text
Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
50K notes · View notes
roxy-ellen · 20 hours
Text
In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
17K notes · View notes
roxy-ellen · 20 hours
Text
apparently there is a thing called "wanting something" and when it happens to you you're allowed to just do the thing that you want. yep that's right. even when it wouldn't hurt anyone and would make you really happy. does anyone know anything about this
4K notes · View notes
roxy-ellen · 20 hours
Text
You know when someone goes through your blog on a mass like-spree for a fandom? I love those like, 19 notifications in a row. it’s like “Ah, I see you’re well into a fixation. God bless.”
40K notes · View notes
roxy-ellen · 20 hours
Text
you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?
360K notes · View notes
roxy-ellen · 1 day
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
hater of socks
17K notes · View notes
roxy-ellen · 1 day
Video
The fourth wall has been shattered
29K notes · View notes
roxy-ellen · 1 day
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule
86K notes · View notes
roxy-ellen · 2 days
Text
"It's better to do one thing well than two things poorly" is definitely a solid rule in game design, but I have to admit a weakness for old console games that were basically two different games stacked on top of each other. Zelda II: The Adventures of Link (top-down exploration overworld which becomes a side-scrolling action platformer in dungeons), Blaster Master (side-scrolling metroidvania which becomes a top-down arcade shooter in dungeons), and The Guardian Legend (top-down action RPG which becomes a vertical shoot-'em-up in dungeons) are all titles I remember fondly, but I think my favourite example of the type is the Super Nintendo version of Jurassic Park, which has a brightly coloured Legend of Zelda style top-down overworld, then when you go inside buildings it becomes a survival-horror first person shooter. It's a game-mechanically incomprehensible choice which actually makes perfect sense in terms of emulating the source material, and it's a small disappointment to me that nobody's ever made a serious effort at elaborating on it.
2K notes · View notes
roxy-ellen · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
287K notes · View notes
roxy-ellen · 2 days
Text
the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.
12K notes · View notes
roxy-ellen · 2 days
Text
Glad that Laios sees his sister show up fused into an unholy monster and says "that is sick as hell though I give this 9/10 for being a bit over designed." Marcille meanwhile seeing the same thing says "booba 🥵"
8K notes · View notes