accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities
whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
ur pinned is a Leonard Cohen song how r u gonna call Harry styles boring 💀
i don’t think you understand the wave of actual homicidal intent that just washed through my body like if you were standing in front of me right now you would’ve been in real danger. what the fuck are you talking about. this is literally such an evil thing to say. youre literally an evil person. what the fuck is wrong with you im in shock. im in shock. im in shock
16K notes ·
View notes
Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by
rozentulp
and here's what we found interesting.
Average Info
Notes Per Post
447K
Likes Per Post
247K
Reblog Per Post
199K
Reply Per Post
672
Time Between Posts
1 day
Number of Posts By Type
Text
13
Photo
3
Note
1
Explore Tagged Posts
Fun Fact
The KCSC sent more than 20K requests to delete posts related to prostitution and porn to Tumblr from January to June 2017.