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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

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this man’s description of his wife in a newspaper article is gonna make me cry

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#alison

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yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now

#hillary

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vintage peanuts hallmark stickers

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im so happy i made all the correct choices that led to us meeting

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Cue the "has anyone done this yet" soundbit

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hello?

#oh yeah

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Okay but what if our ancestors lied to us, like come on, how bad can garlic be? I will conduct an experiment brb I'll keep you guys updated

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Hopital

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— Tennessee Williams, Notebooks

#2024

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sorry rick your morty was too small he fell into the bong and we smoked him... yeah sorry... we smoked your morty

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You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you'll get sick

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Eat shit old man

#yeagh. #h9

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miami stuff