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𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

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Jesus would smoke a blunt with you but modern religious organizations refuse this simple reality

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my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

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need people to understand like if youre my friend you should bother me anytime. call me randomly send me something you think is funny ask for help with an essay i literally do not care. i love you

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they should invent a digestive system that works

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favorite things to see on here

- posts about soup

- posts about bread

- posts about onions and garlic in a pan

- pictures of kitchens

- pictures of fresh veggies and fruits

- posts about cooking as an act of love

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I can’t believe the Nebraska Humane Society killed Chris Pratt like that.

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describing my symptoms are so hard like idk man i just live like this

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i wish all trans girls a very kissed on the face by someone they love

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pro tip, if you’re ever feeling overwhelmed or upset for no reason, check the holy trifecta

have i eaten?

have i had water?

have i showered?

these questions will literally change your LIFE. if you’re feeling icky for no reason, there’s a 90% chance it’s one of these.

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sending love out tonight to everyone who is progressively losing their abilities, whether that's movement, ability to walk, eyesight, or hearing.

it's hard to come to terms with the fact that you can't do things that you used to be able to do. I'll be honest, it feels like you're losing control of your life. it can feel very isolating and hopeless. its scary and overwhelming, and it's so hard to deal with.

you are not less than just because you can do less. im proud of you for still being here, and i wish you ease with adjusting to new ways of life. please take care of yourself, i love you.

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Me every summer: I can’t believe I used to take the max amount of ibuprofen every day. I’ll never do that again! my cane is good enough for me!

Me the second fall hits: *chugs the anti physical ouchy skittles*

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If they can use "differently abled" I should be able to call them "currently abled".

#consider this a threat