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runawaytaurus · 2 days
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 nourishes it
keeps it warm
fills it with love
fills it with rice
refills sanity bar
grants it a blessing
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I’m not going to explain myself
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runawaytaurus · 2 days
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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anyone else afraid worried concerned anxious freaked out etc etc
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god created man to be penetrated
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give that girl a grilled cheese
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runawaytaurus · 2 days
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badweird feelings
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runawaytaurus · 2 days
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Hundreds of Jewish anti-war demonstrators have been arrested during a Passover seder that doubled as a protest in New York, as they shut down a major thoroughfare to pray for a ceasefire and urge the Senate majority leader, Chuck Schumer, to end US military aid to Israel.
The 300 or so arrests took place on Tuesday night at Grand Army Plaza, on the doorstep of Schumer’s Brooklyn residence, where thousands of mostly Jewish New Yorkers gathered for the seder, a ritual that marked the second night of the holiday celebrated as a festival of freedom by Jews worldwide.
The seder came just before the US Senate resoundingly passed a military package that includes $26bn for Israel.
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runawaytaurus · 2 days
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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runawaytaurus · 2 days
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chilchuck moment
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runawaytaurus · 2 days
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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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runawaytaurus · 3 days
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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runawaytaurus · 3 days
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here's my impression of an artist who can only draw genshin impact twinks genuinely trying their hardest to draw breaking bad fanart
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hold that heart close... happy birthday, wanderer!!
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runawaytaurus · 5 days
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i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up
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