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SEPHIROTH // CRISIS CORE REUNION

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Greek Gods during Halloween:

Zeus: What are you guys going to be for Halloween?

Ares: I'm going to be something scary and horrifically ugly.

Artemis: Me too. That's why I'm going to be Apollo!

Apollo:

Hades: I'm the God of the Underworld. What's scarier than that?

Persephone: My mom if she finds out I'm with you.

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how messed up are you?

well my favourite trope is enemies to lovers, go figure

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Persephone, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Eurydice, pulling out an Uno card: Uno reverse card.

Orpheus, dramatically placing a Pokemon card: Charmander, I choose you!

Hades, trembling: What game are we playing?

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Hot Take: All these Wangxian Hades and Persephone AUs get it wrong. Obviously, Lan Wangji is the stolid, respected god of death and wealth, beholden to the strict rules of judging and punishing the dead who wishes to  steal away Wei Wuxian, the cheeky god of growth, who keeps breaking the rules of the life cycle, bringing things back from the dead with his life powers, and favoring farmers who plant potatoes over radishes. Grumpy Lightning God Jiang Cheng WILL stomp around making Lan Zhan’s life hard until he agrees to let his brother come back to Lotus Pier some of the time.

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Hades: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful, and organized.

Persephone: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Hades: That one. I want that one.

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Hades: Believe me it's not that I don't like Will

Hades: It's just that when you hear the name William, it gives off a certain conotation. It gives off elegance and royalty.

Hades: Not some clumsy ass, red-neck white boy from Texas-

Persephone: So what I'm hearing is that you woke me up at 4 o'clock in the morning to rant about how much you DON'T LIKE your son's new boyfriend-

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What if we just love the myth of Hades and Persephone because we secretly want someone to carry us away to somewhere new and dark and exciting and a little dangerous

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Broke: Hades is the villain, because he’s ruler of the underworld and therefore eViL!

Woke: Hades is a misunderstood introvert who loves his wife and his dog who has to put up with the endless nonsense of the other Olympians and the monotonous work of the underworld

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Persephone: I can hold my whole world in my hands.

Hades, unconvinced: Oh, really?

Persephone: *holds Hades’ face in her hands*

Hades, voice breaking: I have a reputation to uphold.

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Guys, autumn is here. This means that Persephone is retreating back to the underworld to be with Hades for the next six months.

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Reading Greek Mythology is sometimes like reading a smutty Wattpad fanfiction with a good plot.

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How Hades expects to sleep with Persephone VS How he actually sleeps XD

Read Greek Memelogy on WEBTOON

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Demeter isn't going to be happy about this 😂

What do you it isn't canon

Idea by @agentmilayawithshield

https://www.instagram.com/mahaartworld/

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Persephone: What are you doing?

Hades: Listing my tantrums, unwanted feelings and annoyance so that I have something to think when you're out for spring.

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Tom Hiddleston’s advice on not wasting you life, by saying: