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Dayspring, Anthony Oliveira

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#guys i got so silly last night that i stayed up until 5 having a one sided conversation with myself…post bar shenanigans

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Nobody is going to like this but I know exactly when and how Taylor swift is going to come out. Is she gay in this scenario where she comes out? Not necessarily. Okay. 20-35 years from now america elects its first gay president. Taylor swift is a spry 54-69. Probably it’s Pete if he plays his cards right. IMMEDIATELY on the heels of this Taylor swift comes out. The point: the ONLY world where Taylor swift has a Coming Out is a world under the rule of a gay American president. Now for the details. Here’s what happens. President elect Pete butigieg wins the general election. Posts victory photos on his Instagram. Taylor reposts them with a snip of miss Americana playing (we paint the town blue)

With a text overlay that says proud to be a voter today 🌈. No further context. After this. She starts promoting re-records of early albums, definitely lover at least, she uses the word retrospective in interviews about this, talks about how young she was and the pressure she was under and the massive PR machine etc, and how she feels she’s at a good point in her life to revisit these in a more authentic way. When she tours all of these old albums there are 1-3 songs per set list where she changes he pronouns to she. Is she gay when she does this? Odds are 50/50

#this post is funny to me but also when op said Pete i thought… they meant fall out boy bassist pete wentz

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

#the necklace i wore for 3 years straight broke and now i clutch dramatically at my chest to try and hold it and it’s not there

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as a trans man i don’t get offended when people assume im a lesbian, because objectively speaking lesbians are cool

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

#bianca coded text post

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shes 24? she should be chilling in her room with the window open as a cool spring breeze blows through. and transgender

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#how can i send this to my entire class…

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ummm guys just remembered that i am speaking at my college graduation in front of 300ish people! help :(

#im at a speech writing workshop rn and they were like! remember your face will be on the big screen in the football stadium! #and i was like :( why’d you say that

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sorry I liked your post a second after you posted it I don’t have a life

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must i pursue a career? is it not enough to be passionate about tv shows and snack foods?

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life honestly gets so much better when you stop hating pop music for no reason

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c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

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somewhere in nightvale cecil has a whole little rant describing a man driving home from work and wishing he was living a different life, it was something like "he dreamt of living this life that was not better, only different." i think of him often. i think i could live a life that was a little worse even as long as it was different

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not if i doom the narrative first.

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me when i was too busy being a stupid fucking infant in the 2000s instead of buying clandestine industries stuff and going to concerts

#woes of being a 2001 baby