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Grocery shopping with CNCO

This is my first ever headcannon (well, my first ”serious” one). I got this requested like a couple of months ago and I’ve been putting it off for no reason cause this isn’t usually what I do. But i had fun doing it! 💕

Richard

Alright, so y’all always decide to go to Target because you just enjoy roaming looking at random stuff when you shop

As soon as you enter the store, he leaves you

Like, instantly yeets away

God knows where he went

Anyways, you have things to do

So you go to the fruit and vegetable aisle

Just minding your business

Like 5 minutes later, Richard shows up

”There you are, what were you doing?”

His hand is behind his back

”I found a nice shirt you can wear”

He has that nasty smirk on his face

”Okay… what is it”

From behind his back he pulls out a small black fabric

He calmy unfolds it, and reveals the pink text at the front that says ”Daddy’s little girl”

”BOI IF YOU DONT-”

You snatch that shirt right off his hands and throw it it his face

”Come on baby” he says with a wide smile

”Oh my god Richuki you’re such a dumbass” you say back with an even wider smile

Suddenly he just decides to put his hands on your waist and pulls you closer to him

”How about we go to the underwear section, so I can pick out some good stuff for you to wear tonight”

You melt in his arms, like you’re basically liquifying

”Alright papi, whatever you say”

”That’s my little gi-”

”SHUT UP”

Zabdiel

Honestly it’s so fun going grocery shopping with him

Cause he always makes it so romantic and funny in some way

He’ll just pick up a really red apple and be like

”This color reminds me of your soft lips”

And you get all giddy and red in the face

He’ll even make you flustered at times

”Look at these smooth peaches”

And then he’ll be like ”…they remind me of THIS peach”

…then deadass grabs your ass in the middle of the store

”UM-”

And he just smirks at your embarrassment

What a romantic

Other than that, he is always so clingy when you guys are shopping

But clingy in a cute way

He’ll always squat down just a little bit and hug you from behind while you’re looking for stuff at the shelfs

Gives you smooches

Sings very softly into your ears

”Dime tú, cómo hago…”

Erick

Ok where do I start

Will literally find any reason to make you laugh

Because he loves seeing your smile or laugh

So you’re by the fruit section and you hear him go;

”Mi amor, look!”

You turn around and see him holding two watermelons on his chest

”You’re such a child, stop”

He doesn’t

You see him put his hands on the box of eggplants

”Looks familiar…?”

You have to put down his hands and make him let go off of the eggplant

”DON’T YOU DARe. THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE, ERICK”

He does that cute little giggle that makes your heart warm

He also loves intentionally pronouncing product names horribly wrong with a thick accent

He picks up a box of Kellogg’s

”…kayoogs”

Picks up a gatorade bottle

”Gato radéeee”

”Omg stop idiota”

”Lets buy moofin”

”What”

”I want moofin. Or coopkeck”

”Oh my goood I love you my chulito” you butcher out as you try not to laugh too hard in this crouded store

I love you too, now let’s get some coopkecks

Christopher

You could’ve just brought a 10 year old

That would’ve been the same thing

Literally won’t stand still by the cart

He touches EVERYTHING

Like he’ll leave the cart and come back with some random item

He could bring a mango and be like ”can we buy this”

”Just put it in the cart, why’re you asking”

”Can we buy this” he’s holding something small that looks like a box

”…wha-”

”It’s cute”

…

Sometimes he’ll just suddenly steal the cart and run away with it??

You really don’t have the energy for this

And he’ll come back after like 1 minute with a kind of sad face

”Cariño why didn’t you chase me?”

Ok now you kinda feel bad cause he just wanted to have some fun

”Awww baby I’m sorryyyyyy” and you hug the sh*t out of him

When you let go, his frown slowly turns into a suspicious smirk

And there he goes

Running away with the cart - again

Guess we’re really doing this huh

After some half assed running you catch up to him

You hug him from behind and he let’s out that cute squeal-ish cheer, and laughs

He hugs you back and lifts you up from the ground during the hug

Lesson learned; if a Chris is running from you, you chase him

Joel

So you take a cart by the entrance right

And look who decides to climb up and sit in it

”Come on, give me a ride”

”Oh my god you’re an adult get ooooff”

”Make me”

So then enter the store, with an adult man in your cart

You’re getting looks from moms and their children

What can you do but try to ignore it

Joel does look kinda cute in the cart

So you’re going thru the snack aisle

And as you’re walking by the fully stocked shelfs with your cart, Joel just decides to stick his arm out and knock down 3 years supply of candy into the cart

”JOEL WHAT THE FU-”

”I WANT IT”

”PUT IT BACK, YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE THAT CANDY OH MY GOD”

”FINE”

You know he’s just fuckin with you

After some very tedious waiting for him to put all the candy back, he says ”baby let’s make tacos tonight”

”Alright”

On your way to the taco stuff, you go by some flowers for sale

He snatches one bouquet full of vibrant red roses out of a bucket

”For you” he announces with a big smile

You get so giddy inside, why is he so soft

Suddenly you’re not even the slightest mad at him anymore

He gets out of the cart when you arrive by the taco stuff, and starts picking out some tortilla bread and spice mixes

He seems very particular, he knows what he wants

So after he’s put the items in the cart, he just hugs you

And starts kISSING YOUR NECK??!??

You forgot how to stand on your legs

”Ok Joel ok-”

”I’m just tryna get a sample of my dessert I’ll have after the tacos”

*swoon*

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