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I feel like if Xehanort and Eraqus reunited with their classmates in the afterlife Bragi would definitely be there but like. The real one.

Bragi's like "Hey, it's nice to finally meet you." and Xehanort's like "What? What does that mean? Are you pulling my leg?"

Bragi shakes his head. "Oh, I guess you never found out, huh? Yeah the Bragi you knew wasn't the real me. This random dude I ran into one day kicked me out of my own body and I've been here ever since."

Xehanort is dumbfounded. He's like 90 years old (time-wise) and he thought there was nothing left in life to surprise him.

Eraqus has to try really hard to resist the temptation of intentionally making Xehanort's afterlife more difficult by blurting out, "Oh, so like what Xehanort did to my apprentice."

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Dark Road more like LIGHT Road because it's just so happy and normal and nobody dies

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what do they put in large rocks that make u just want to. stand on it.

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He’s my babygirl, I need to see him in emotional torment

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You are challenged by...!

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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sparkle on it is wednesday my dudes

don’t forget to aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Curse of being one of the like three adult good guys in a game

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you ever just think about the heartless manufactory. peak environmental horror (dreamy sigh)

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Ienzo ain't no snitch

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never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

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my daughter crump who has every disease