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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

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When lingerie ads had women with pubic hair...this is what they took from us 🚬😞

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im crying every time i vulcan salute someone i wanna say “live fast and get fucked or whatever” but i know i cant because the other person probably wont know what im referencing 😕

please can we all raise awareness for this thanks

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TNG Onion Headlines by me

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Guy in a miserable torture jail who doesnt think "i wish i could escape this jail. maybe someday..." but "if i dont help maintain order in this jail then when it collapses they will build a new one around me that is worse so the actions of the torture wardens must be upheld as fair and just"

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just an excuse to draw them in formal clothes

#so cute!!!!

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I have engineered you to be the smallest and most perfect blogger. *pulls your pin* go my warrior of light

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[ID: a screenshot from ao3 that reads CW: Gross]

#okay but fr tho #everything i write is disgusting for some reason lmao

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i’m so obsessed with women with random specific interests like i saw a woman who collects scissors and immediately fell in love baby i’ll buy you all the scissors we could even… nvm

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try to pretend my handwriting isn't offensively bad even when im tracing over typed words. big thanks to @dummy-morty for the idea!

#lmao love this

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"I wouldn't want to bother anyone," I say as the thing inside of me eats me alive.

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