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I haven’t listened to the Fool! David audio yet but I imagine normal David is the guy you bring to your parents without worry but Fool! David is the guy you don’t bring to your parents bc all he does is make them worry.

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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Daemons that are extremely monster like and when they disguise themselves as human it’s extremely uncanny valley and no one can really place it at first.

And when I say monster like I mean nightmare eldritch horrors from the deepest depths of insanity in the mind not like the human body with a freaky looking face.

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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

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Sam & Darlin, David & Angel, Gavin & Freelancer

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Hehehehehehehe

Imagine if darlin entered the Shaw pack as a child instead of a preteen/teen.

6 year old darlin being introduced to the other kids of the pack and being seen as so cool for having lived in another state as if they just moved from another country.

Their family being begged come to everything from barbecues to birthday parties to movie nights by children and then being whisked away by the other children.

Darlin going to spend holidays and some summers in Washington and being asked to write or send a postcard.

Darlin with thick as thieves friends who stand up for them when school starts and older kids try to make fun of them or exclude them for being new.

Darlin and the other pack children mimicking pack runs before they can shift, everyone giggling and chasing each other around.

Darlin who has a sibling relationships with almost all the other kids, being seen as the cool older sibling figure to younger children.

Said younger children following them around and calling them ‘my sibling’ even though they aren’t related.

Darlin who just has a good life in the Shaw pack.

#listen personally I’ve been a little too mean to Darlin recently. #they get a wholesome headcannon as a treat #redacted asmr #redacted headcanons #shaw pack #redacted darlin #redacted audio headcanons #redacted audio

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Characters that are greying already:

David (he has a few strands, in denial)

Lasko (so stressed that he’s going grey)

Sam (started greying a little before turning, mostly in his facial hair)

Sweetheart (they go white instead of grey)

Asher (dyes it)

Marie (she’s going white and it’s grown in very aesthetically)

Freelancer (in denial)

Babe (dyes it along with Asher)

Idk who else to add

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Asher and sweetheart have lovingly body slammed their partners onto the bed/couch.

Angel has tried but David is unbelievably heavy and they have yet to do more than barely off the ground.

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Imagine if darlin entered the Shaw pack as a child instead of a preteen/teen.

6 year old darlin being introduced to the other kids of the pack and being seen as so cool for having lived in another state as if they just moved from another country.

Their family being begged come to everything from barbecues to birthday parties to movie nights by children and then being whisked away by the other children.

Darlin going to spend holidays and some summers in Washington and being asked to write or send a postcard.

Darlin with thick as thieves friends who stand up for them when school starts and older kids try to make fun of them or exclude them for being new.

Darlin and the other pack children mimicking pack runs before they can shift, everyone giggling and chasing each other around.

Darlin who has a sibling relationships with almost all the other kids, being seen as the cool older sibling figure to younger children.

Said younger children following them around and calling them ‘my sibling’ even though they aren’t related.

Darlin who just has a good life in the Shaw pack.

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David can’t grow a beard!

He can grow a good scruff but he just can’t get it that full which is funny since I imagine Gabe being able to grow a magnificent beard and considering a stereotype of being a werewolf which is supposed to be hairy as human and wolf and usually have great facial hair.

Asher can grow a beard but he can’t be bothered with all the work to maintain one. He usually shaves it but will grow stubble.

Milo can grow a beard but it grows so slowly he gets impatient and usually keeps a 5 o clock shadow.

Darlin if you think they can grow facial hair could grow a magnificent beard but if anything I could see them having some pretty wicked sideburns.

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Speaking of facial hair let’s talk about body hair!

David trims and keeps himself well groomed but doesn’t really do much more than that. His body hair isn’t super thick but thicker than normal

Asher doesn’t do it regularly, really only for special events that he might have to shift at and even then he probably won’t if he’s not in the mood. His body hair is on the thinner side and lightly coloured, looking almost invisible.

Milo is well groomed and manscapes. He doesn��t get rid of all his body hair but keeps enough to look manly. His hair is fairly thick, similar to David.

Sam’s body hair doesn’t grow since he’s a vampire. Once it’s gone, it’s gone or has to grow it through magical means.

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I think Stardew Valley, The Sims, and Minecraft are all in the same category of game in that you play it obsessively for weeks, losing all sense of time, and then don’t touch it for months

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If the boys had a chronically ill mate:

Possibly ooc

David: the minute he’s told (or realizes) Angel is chronically ill he internally panics and frets about them and how they treat themselves and how he treats them. He knows Angel has been living with this for a long time knowingly or not, their usual laidback attitude and usual lack of thought towards how they take care of themselves makes him concerned. He’ll focus more on making sure Angel is accommodated for in the home and they can be as comfortable as possible in their house.

David makes sure Angel is also treated well in day to day life. They come home complaining of how they’re getting treated or how they have to go into the doctor and how shit the doctor was to them when they told the doctor their problems he’ll come in next time as scary dog privilege and back up bullshit detector since unfortunately they’ll listen to him better than Angel. David is also on top of any medications and the conditions and location of possible mobility aids. Angel will never run out of medication or misplace any aids they need. If any of their medications have bad side effects or reactions with Angel David’s written it down in detail along with when they started it. Anything needs maintenance or needs to be replaced? There’s already an appointment set before Angel can forget or procrastinate about setting one.

Asher: Asher doesn’t worry like David, Babe is responsible and has their shit together out of the two and they probably have a steady routine; and despite his goofball, carefree personality he’s extra attentive to Babe once he’s told and help them see the positive side of things. Yeah he might try to get out of things but he’ll become their personal runner for anything, he’ll even ask David to try and teach him how to cook again so then Babe doesn’t have to make meals when they’re not up to it or has to power through making meals because Asher can’t really be trusted in the kitchen. He’ll also move anything around to make things manageable for Babe, he’ll also carry them and any mobility aids around if need be any time they ask.

Asher isn’t as intimidating as David off of looks alone, he lacks David’s murderer face, but he is very much a people person and I think he’s able to guilt trip people very well. Someone talks down to Babe or touches their things he makes the person feel so bad the person can’t help but apologize and depending on the situation avoid the two. He’s also naturally Babe’s biggest hype man, things are getting hard for Babe and he can’t do anything? He’s there encourage them and then comfort them after. Physio? Asher’s right beside them being literal support and not backing out no matter how hard they hold onto him or how much of their weight Babe puts on him. Asher is also great with positive reinforcement, if Babe struggles to take or remember to take pills he has a timer and little treats to make it all worth it and bearable few minutes.

Milo: Sweetheart is pretty self sufficient and tries to work through hell and high water so when they crash, they crash hard. When Milo realizes they have a chronic illness he makes it his mission to alleviate their stress and pain. He knows sweetheart is a workaholic and they are set well in their ways no matter how unhealthy it is. He has pain killers, massages and a good show/movie on hand. Even if Sweetheart tries to keep going despite everything Milo will pull out the big guns: ✨Aggro✨. He’ll plop the cat on their lap and sweetheart can help but stay put for as long as possible no matter how frustrating it is to be kept from their work. Milo also makes sure that in sweetheart’s work frenzy they eat well so they don’t feel even worse. He has ice packs, heating pads, pain killers and if worst comes to worst his mother to help manage sweetheart’s conditions.

Milo also makes sure he that they keep any mobility aids in arms reach for them. It’s not that sweetheart doesn’t acknowledge that they need them, it’s just that it’s another thing they have to bring with them that they also can’t cloak the aid so they try to go for as long as possible without it. He’ll start to nag if they’re at home and refuse to use it. Milo will also get sweetheart excellent comfy formal wear for work so they don’t have to wear anything uncomfortable or if they have braces they can wear them comfortably under their clothes and are able to look fashionable. I feel like sweetheart carries enough respect naturally with their job and just the attitude they have on their own they don’t need Milo’s help when it comes to disrespectful people and doctors in the empowered world but both would bounce off each other excellently and damn near kill someone with their words alone.

Sam: in short he is stressed. When Sam finds out Darlin has a chronic illness they shrug it off as ‘not that bad’ and that ‘everyone’s bodies do this.’ that if Sam weren’t a vampire and immortal he’d have had so many years taken off his life by the stress of this revelation alone he’d probably be on his deathbed. In the early stages of their relationship Darlin has nothing but a sketchy ziploc bag of Tylenol/Advil and a brace and/or cane from like Walmart. He goes all in looking for their medical history to confirm what they have if it’s there and if they should be on medication and then takes them in to the doctors for various tests whether they think it’s serious or not. Sam is there no questions to make sure Darlin goes to their appointments and he makes sure Darlin gets answers and proper treatments, he is unbelievably persistent and determined to get their health back on track. He is the ultimate mother hen early on and focuses on getting Darlin into better habits while also keeping them safe from their own recklessness.

Sam later in the relationship is far less stressed since Darlin is considerably more stable. He keeps tabs on their medicine still and can’t help but monitor their condition just incase they try to hide it again as to try and not worry him. In the rare time that Darlin finally crashes Sam comes in with old man comfort as they sit on the couch under a blanket. He uses his lack of body heat as a human sized ice pack, putting his hands on the areas that ache the most and apply subtle pressure while murmuring affirmations of how they’re still strong and how he doesn’t see them as lesser or love them any less for times like this.

If darlin has a cane and Sam picks it up Fred and bright eyes joke that it’s his now and to not rush his weary old man body and a whole bunch of grandpa jokes.

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Angel/Asher like to try and kick David/babe playfully why they tries to get in their face.

David/babe in response just grabs their foot and holds it there’s until Angel/Asher starts to lose balance

It’s not aggressive or anything on either end but it’s enough to get the offending party to stop.

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I’ve done a thing where I made Darlin’s parents absolutely horrible, checked out the minute Darlin was born people and while I forget if I posted it or if it’s still in my drafts bc I’ve forgotten if I did I’ll link it but what if Darlin’s weren’t like that?

What if they were the most loving, attentive, understanding parents someone could have? They thought moving to Dahlia would be best and that Darlin would thrive and be happy in this new environment once they got comfortable? Trying to slowly encourage them to make friends, giving them anything they wanted or needed whether it was materialistic or not.

Taking Darlin out to explore Dahlia and bond with their child, trying to help Darlin understand that this move isn’t all bad and they’ll end up loving it. Their parents big into helping with the pack and but always willing to make time for Darlin regardless of the consequences and making sure that as much as humanly possible Darlin comes first.

When Darlin starts to distance themselves their parents encourage them to find their own path in the world and that they’ll always have their parents in their corner no matter what and their door is always open to Darlin and that they love Darlin no matter what. Even as Darlin starts to rebel and lash out and it breaks their parents hearts their parents can’t find it in them to hate their child or be mad as Darlin struggles.

When they see Darlin run around with Quinn they express their concerns and wish for Darlin’s safety, Darlin pushes them away further and even as they cry from the cruel words manipulated into Darlin’s mind from Quinn they can’t hate their child even after the unforgiving words spat at them.

When Darlin is sent back to Washington their parents say their goodbyes, giving their child heartfelt support even while in dahlia. Even if they have to be separated from Darlin temporarily or permanently, even if they never see Darlin again it’s a worthwhile decision and sacrifice as even now with all the fights and hatred they think Darlin has for them, Darlin’s parents only want them to be happy and thrive.

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Sam when he’s feeling sad and missing his old life before he turned will wear them and think about how different things could’ve been and where his life would’ve been if he never got into that accident or if he never met Alexis.

Darlin bought Sam coloured contacts once bc I like to think they went undercover once and wanted to try those funny ones that have crazy designs. (David made sure darlin got normal coloured contacts)

Sam tried on a pair that was meant to make his irises black and ‘spooky’ but when he put them on, mixed with his vampire eyes they appeared somewhat brown and it made him cry when he saw himself in the mirror and Darlin couldn’t figure out why but stopped playing around with them and made sure they didn’t wear any of them around him.

It all clicked when they found out Sam’s eyes were brown.

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The Shaw Pack’s favorite cuddle positions

David: his favorite is to spoon angel and rub his hands up and down their body while he does so

Asher: he is an ass holder, him and Baabe will hug onto each other and he’ll hold their ass

Milo: he loves to lay on sweetheart’s tummy and give it little kisses

Sam: he loves to have Darlin laying on his chest while his hands wrap tightly around their waist