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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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"the problem with booktok is that it romanticizes toxic relationships blah blah blah" NO!! the problem with booktok is that its a community that talks about, produces, and consumes published novels the same way people talk about, produce, and consume fanfiction. every issue with booktok (lowbrow subject matter, oftentimes poor writing and editing, a disproportionately heavy focus on erotica, books described via tropes (tags) instead of plot synopses, thinly-veiled misogyny) boils down to that. i don't give a single solitary shit if colleen hoover is writing toxic step-sibling incest romance! i've come across weirder shit this week on ao3!! what i do care about is the fact it reads exactly like an unbetaed oc-centric slash fic and this woman is expecting us to pay upwards of $20 for a copy!! girl i can read mid-tier fic for free any time i want i don't need you!!

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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I know this so dumb but my favorite dramione trope is Draco being like “you idiot gryffindor stop trying to die for people who don’t deserve you 😡” but then also being like “hermione I love you I don’t deserve you and I will die for you 🙂” It gets me every time lmao

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would you ever write a fic where az cheats with elain? id live for that angst

If there is ever cheating in my works that situation is a MISUNDERSTANDING!!! Especially with AZRIEL????? That man is devoted and that's the only way I will write him

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RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

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No cause imagine being a therapist who writes ff and one day your patient comes in and starts going off about a ff they read that’s makes them feel all the things and your sitting there like this is soundly very familiar….

When you guys say I have to pay for your therapy bill it’s so funny to me because I am, in fact, a therapist

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I’ve been seeing the ‘would your comfort character peel an orange for you?’ tweet everywhere today and so I bring you…

Which acotar man would peel an orange for you?

Rhysand: no his hands will get sticky. He magically procures a peeled orange for you.

Cassian: absolutely! Complains later in the day that his hands still smell like orange

Azriel: not only will he do it but he uses truth teller to peel it with expert precision. Bonus points because he feeds you segments from the blade

Eris: yes! But he makes you work for it. Eris makes you sit on his knee while he peels it and won’t give you it unless he’s feeding you. He’s enjoying himself way too much.

Lucien: you don’t even have to ask. He offers to do it for you.

Tamlin: again, no need to ask. But he doesn’t either. Just takes it from you and peels it before handing it back.

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I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation

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RIP Tumblr Live, you wont be missed

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Lego Swimming Pool Layout

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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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