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Tumblr is holding me hostage

This is my obligatory "creativity is dead and Tumblr killed it in a suicide-homicide, etc..." post...

The problem is my main blog (this one) won't delete. All my side blogs are deleted with no issues, but everytime I try to kill off this one there are "sight issues".

So, if you are still here, peace bitches. I had a lot of fun talking to non of you.

- sincerely, that one chick that reblogged that one good post you liked

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i couldnt survive in a sitcom

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Me: Anti-straight and the constant hatred of straight people often hurts other members of the lgbt community because it throws any of them who are “viewed” as straight under the bus and it’s also harmful to straight trans peope–

Some asshole: SO ARE YOU SAYING STRAIGHTS ARE OPPRESSED? LMFAO FUCKING STRAIGHTIEE :)))) I HATE CISHETS lmfao go choke straightie

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today in “things i’m disproportionately emotional about”:

it’s facial reconstructions of prehistoric humans!!

like, look at this part-homo sapiens, part-neandertal man from well over 30,000 years ago:

doesn’t he just look like a dude you’d wanna hang out with? like he probably washes dishes in the kitchen with you, and has excellent weed

what a charming fellow. what stories he probably has to tell. i’d definitely go shoot the shit with him on Contemplation Rock after i’d finished my day’s work carving a bone flute for the autumn hunting ceremony, or whatever

people have been people ever since people first became people, i tell you what

they all had lives and histories and families and friends and dumb gossip and games they played and total bullshit in which they believed wholeheartedly

they all argued about the nature of the world, and of themselves

they all sang songs

they all drew pictures

they all buried their dead in graves, and they buried their dead in graves well before they did a lot of that other stuff. they buried their dead with flowers, with panther claws, with the bones of animals they’d killed, with the bones of family members who had died at the same time or earlier. they buried their dead with their arms folded across their chests

they fell in love

they took care of their old and their sick and their disabled, even when it cost them

they made new things, and worried about what the new things meant for people everywhere, as a whole

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master has snatched dobbys wig

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the problem with this site is bloggers will call a cask a barrel even if it doesnt hold a volume of one hundred sixty litres

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genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

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me first entering a dungeon for an item vs me not getting the item after the 50th attempt

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None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

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when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified

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IDK what kind of team to put her in but at this rate she might be asceneded soon

#i just want peking duck #PLEASE

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Everybody:

dance now

was kung fu fighting

wants to be a cat