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tumblr looks ugly asf AND my fave fanfic author deleted their acc wtf

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if y’all like genshin PLEASE play tower of fantasy. im not just saying that so my moots will write fics for it that i can read :(

#[💭] daydreaming #tower of fantasy

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wheres that maguu kenki fic worstie /j

spoiler for the maguu kenki fic i’ll (probably) never finish:

but basically they find maguu kenki, he’s malfunctioning or wtv, fights and almost kills the group (minus klee and razor cause i wrote them out), and then reader gets fucked senselessly (for no other reason than bc i, and probably you, wanted to fuck him) in front of them.

it was gonna be one of my longer fics cause i actually had plot in mind but that’s when i realized i can’t write anything of substance unless it was smut and then i quit writing. it is what is

#[💌] mail #[🤍] anon #also i haven’t played genshin in forever #i’ve kinda moved on to tower of fantasy #are y’all on tof?? cause its sm fun #like genshin but better playstyle #a little buggy tho #also also im not saying ill NEVER write again #but i got unmotivated cause i was like #damn this is kinda shit #but anyway #im doing good #v busy w class and work #so no time to practice writing unfortunately #even if i wanted to #and i kinda dont lololololol #i don’t have a passion for it i was just bored and horny and my friends were also doing it #but yea 😃

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Hi! i love your work and i think you're great :> thanks so much for making them and I hope you continue making more in the future (when you come back from hiatus) <33 take care and stay safe (ෆ˙ᵕ˙ෆ)♡

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thank you anon, im glad u like them!! ily <3

#[💌] mail #[🪐] anon #when i get the motivation and time to write its over for yall 😩

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i’m a broke college student so idk if i should start eating my table or my goldfish, i know my mom will be upset if she finds out hector is gone but i-

eat ur table and leave poor hector alone 😡🤬

#[💌] mail #[🤍] anon #im sure he cant offer enough sustenance to last an hour anyway #might as well have a cute goldfish to look at yk

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i want suna in me

me too 😵‍💫

#[💌] mail #[🤍] anon #day 299484 of missing suna anon ☹️ #imy bae </3 #come baaaaaaack

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The day I started posting about #tw! manipulation was the best day of my life.

#[❣️] rb #it was

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happy one year to this blog 😏

#[💭] daydreaming #even though i rarely write anymore #it was still fun

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I’M SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU!!

THANK YOUUU

#[💌] mail #[🤍] kash

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i got the job 😮‍💨

i have an interview td i wanna shit and throw up and cry and

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i have an interview td i wanna shit and throw up and cry and

#[💭] daydreaming #my stomach is abt to fall out of my pussy im so nervous

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HAIKYUU!! MALEWIFE HEADCANONS

feat. tsukishima, suna, sakusa, and iwaizumi

a/n: i've had a thing for malewives for the past few weeks and just let me write about tsukishima wearing an apron okay

☆.｡.:* TSUKISHIMA KEI

you guys already know i'm whipped for this man on an emotional, physical, and spiritual level

but just imagining him as a malewife really hits different

he's not exactly born as a malewife esp since i can imagine his mom and akiteru doing more of the chores at home

he's not great at chores either. like, he knows how to wash dishes but always forgets to separate the coloreds from the whites when he does laundry

but in the event that you're working longer hours at work and he has more time on his hands at home, tsukishima would absolutely step up to the job

he doesn't want to give you a hard time and if it means having to learn to unclog a drain right, he'll do it

tsukishima would spend quite a bit of time looking up how-to's online and asking his mom for help (when he's truly desperate)

soon finds that he doesn't actually hate cleaning and it's quite therapeutic and relaxing for him

he's a PRO at organizing things too and quickly develops the habit of just cleaning up quickly after you or himself (picking up towels that fell or washing dishes as soon as they're in the sink)

he comes to a Realization when he's sitting at the table sorting out coupons in a binder by expiration date and product

congrats you're an official Malewife now tsukki

pretty soon he's moved on to actually baking in his spare time

this is because he keeps dropping hints at you to bring home cake while you're out at work so you eventually just go 'if you want cake so much why don't you make it???'

and he does

it takes him several tries though but he finally manages to go from using cake mix to making one out of scratch

has a gloating smile on his face as he places a perfect slice of strawberry shortcake in front of you and smirks when you take a bite

"and you said i wouldn't be able to make a cake that good."

you reward him with a pink apron that is waaay too small for him like it only stops at his mid-thigh and he's adamant that he'll never wear it

he does wear it though when you're not at home he just doesn't want to give you the satisfaction

just imagine: coming home after a long day at work to the smell of cake baking in the oven and you see tsukishima standing at the counter making whipped cream by hand and wearing that pink apron that doesn't even reach his knees

be glad he married you

also i bet he ordered those rubber oven mitts that look like dinosaur mouths

☆.｡.:* SUNA RINTAROU

whenever it's not yet volleyball season suna actually has an adequate amount of time on his hands at home and knowing how hard you work, he doesn't hesitate to take on the household chores for you

his twitter bio actually says 'part-time professional volleyball player, part-time malewife'

he has an emotional bond with the roomba that cleans the floors in your house. during cleaning day, suna would strap his phone to the roomba to play music

at one point he tried to make one of those refrigerator organizing tiktoks but having to hold his phone while placing the eggs in their container was just not optimal and he gave up

the one thing that gets him up in the morning is the prospect of making you lunch and i'm not saying he's obsessed with making your bento look aesthetic but... he is

he's taken five photos of your bento already and he STILL hasn't wrapped it up and you're standing by the door five minutes before your train is scheduled to leave impatiently tapping your foot

you forgive him though when it's lunch break and you're enjoying the breaded pork cutlets that malewife suna made for you

that is until he sends you a text asking if you could take pictures of your lunch for him to post on instagram

but being the famous pro-volleyball player that he is, the malewife side of his instagram comes under scrutiny by some of his followers (mostly men)

one of suna's lunchbox photos got a comment from a guy saying 'lol i bet ur wife earns more than u' thinking that it would upset him

suna responds by posting a screenshot of the comment beside a selfie of the two of you with him wearing the frilliest pink apron he could find at the department store and you kissing his cheek

the caption is "i bet your wife wishes you were me"

nice kill suna

this guy is pretty sneaky though and sometimes when you're rushing off to work, he'll sneak your umbrella out of your bag when he knows its gonna rain later in the day

and then when you call him saying that you 'forgot' your umbrella, suna is quick to offer going to where you work to pick you up

as much as he doesn't mind staying at home, he also misses you a lot and won't miss out on the opportunity to share an umbrella with you while walking home

☆.｡.:* SAKUSA KIYOOMI

i am most excited about this one ngl

sakusa was the kind of kid who grew up not completely bothered by doing chores (aka, a parent's dream). he always had the cleanest bedroom among his friends also those clean as you go practices he learned in kindergarten really stuck with him

when the two of you started living together it was honestly such a relief for you that he was the kind of guy who would do chores without complaining unlike the ones from your previous relationships

in fact he's actually a bit nitpicky when it's you doing the cleaning but the way sakusa automatically washes the dishes is hot so no complaints from you

during the off-season, like suna, sakusa uses the time to just chill and help out around the house especially since you tend to be busy with your job

he ends up being a regular at the nearby market and a lot of the shop-owners there can easily recognize his curly hair and face mask

since sakusa regularly goes to the same places when he runs his errands, he ends up drawing the attention of the other housewives from your neighborhood

an unlikely friendship is formed when this 6'2" pro volleyball player from the MSBY black jackals realizes that he's out of fabric softener and kindly asks a group of middle-aged housewives doing their laundry together if they can spare some

they've always been curious about sakusa and end up talking with him while they're all waiting for their laundry

immediately after he says 'my wife is busy so i just took over the chores at home', these ladies have adopted him into their group

it goes from doing laundry on thursdays to going grocery shopping together. at one point they even join a morning yoga class

the ladies are so impressed watching sakusa to do all the hardest poses. they even affectionately call him 'sakusa-chan'

sakusa isn't really a fan of gossip but whenever his new friends end up talking together he just can't help but Listen and now he's invested into the latest news regarding chiyo-san's no-good husband

☆.｡.:* IWAIZUMI HAJIME

this Man. a malewife through and through

it started out with him assuming the role of the Responsible One among his friends, especially whenever they have training camps

once, their club manager was home sick and there was no one else to make dinner so iwa just stepped up because how hard could it be?

his teammates are genuinely surprised at how good the curry he made is and now iwa's the designated cook every time they have training camps

when you guys started dating he'd often invite you over to his place to cook dinner for you (even more so if you had a college kid diet bf!iwa would make sure you're eating healthy)

even on days when he's working hard, he tries to come home early enough to make dinner for you guys as well as buying groceries and doing the laundry and watering the garden

we stan a multi-tasker

something he's always been really good at though is sewing and fixing clothes because he actually paid attention in home economics class

whenever you lose a button on your jacket or get a hole in your jeans, iwa's already offering his hand out and grabbing his sewing kit that's always in his bag

he actually embroidered a little heart on the inside of one of your shirt hems when he was fixing it but if you point it out he'll just be embarrassed

at one point iwa definitely picks up crocheting or knitting as a hobby and it helps him pass the time during long volleyball games

when you watch a volleyball game on television sometimes you'll catch a glimpse of iwa sitting behind the players on a bench knitting a multi-colored scarf in deep concentration

he becomes quite well-known for it and one time a tv interviewer finally decides to ask iwa about it and he just blushes and goes 'its for my wife'

cue a resounding 'awwww' from everyone watching

another of his little malewife tendencies is to be kind of addicted to home shopping network and just any gadget that can be used at home

if you happen to come home early you'll catch your husband sitting on the couch bent forward and intently watching an ad for a spinning mop

"honey, it's a spinning superdry mop!!" "we already have a mop!!"

he gets his revenge by explicitly asking for that mop for his birthday

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m'lord I am at your cervix

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Tested out some new things in clip studio. Thank you bakugou for modeling

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♡︎ dilf koutaro ♡︎

warning: dilf content, age gap, reader is in her 20s and bokuto is early 40s, mentions of masturbation, slight dacryphilia, breeding, mentions of pregnancy, slight voyeurism (?), bokuto can hear neighbor masturbating,

notes: my head is always full of hot dad content, i’m thinking of starting a series called “dilf diaries”? it would basically be like this format but with other hq boys. anyway, enjoy hunnies! mwa mwa<33

dilf!koutaro who moves into the apartment next to yours ‘n your breath hitches when you see him moving boxes around. his shirt hugging his biceps tightly and a pair of gray sweatpants hanging loosely around his hips. hair that’s different tones of gray, scruff along his jaw and beautiful golden eyes. you’re so flustered when he sees you staring at him and comes over to introduce himself to you.

dilf!koutaro, who towers over you, thinks you’re the cutest little thing when you sputter out your name. who smirks when you get all red because he went to shake your hand. who can’t help but look down your very low cut shirt to see that you’re not even wearing a bra. who knows that it’s completely inappropriate for him to look at a girl who’s half his age the way he looks at you but just can’t help it, not when you get so flustered every time you see him.

dilf!koutaro who melts when you come over to bring freshly baked cookies wearing the shortest skirt he’s ever seen. who invites you in for a cup of coffee and smiles when you let out a shaky okay. who nearly combusts when you bend over to pick up the lip gloss that fell onto the ground and gives him a perfect view of your baby pink panties and your ass in the air. who has to use all of his will power not to shove your panties to the side and taste your core.

dilf!koutaro who hears you touching yourself through the thin apartment walls. hears all your little moans, whines, and whimpers. who can tell you’re trying to keep yourself quiet but you just can’t. who imagines what you look like with two fingers shoved inside your pretty pussy and thrusts your hips up to your hand, desperately trying to get off on your own.

dilf!koutaro who finds himself stroking his cock to the thought of fucking you, of completely ruining with you. to the thought of having you on your knees with watery eyes as you gag on his cock. to the thought of having you sit on his face and your juices dripping down the sides of his chin. to the thought of having you in a mating press and listening to you babble about how good he’s making you feel. of feeling your warm walls around him.

dilf!koutaro who cums buckets when he thinks about breeding you. of becoming a dad again. of seeing your cute figure all round and pregnant with his baby. of filling you full of his cum and then pulling out to see it spill out of you, only to push it back inside your slick because he doesn’t wanna waste it.

dilf!koutaro who knows he should feel guilty about thinking about you in this way, but he can’t bring himself to care when you show up on his doorstep with tears in your eyes and your bottom lip trembling at one in the morning because the guy who took you home couldn’t make you cum. who throws all logic out the window when you plead for his help and tell him you think about him when you touch yourself at night.

dilf!koutaro who drags you into his apartment and throws you on his bed with the hungry eyes, absolutely ready to ravage you.

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Pt 2 of UATeacher!Endeavor!!

#[❣️] rb #omg dilf enji 🥺

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KINKTOBER DAY SIX

INCEST + LOSS OF VIRGINITY.

who: genshin impact: big brother!thoma/fem!reader

kinks: incest, loss of virginity, corruption kink, mild degredation, wet&messy

info: 879 words, DARK CONTENT

summary: who else is better to take your virginity, than your wonderful, experienced big brother tohma?

+ THIS BLOG CONTAINS DARK CONTENT.

KINKTOBER MASTERLIST.

It was wrong, you both knew this.

But months of accumulated tension and feelings were bound to explode. After living together once you both moved out of your parent’s house, listening through the thin walls as your big brother brought home girl after girl, leaving her wailing and crying through the whole night. All you had were your fingers to soothe the painful ache in your cunt from listening as he fucked a random girl stupid.

You really shouldn’t have been surprised when you wound up in his bed, hair as disheveled as the bedsheets around you. He was above you, sweat beading on his forehead as he slowly worked his hips against yours.

Your cunt was so wet, dripping and creaming around him, making you tremble and whimper with every movement from him. The sound of you getting stuffed full was lewd and humiliating – you never would have thought you got this wet for your big brother.

“‘S right,” he coos, pressing his lips against yours, “Letting your big brother stuff this pretty, virgin cunt…such a good girl.”

You cry out, back arching as you mindlessly babble nonsensical praises. Thoma’s head feels fuzzy at the sound of you telling him how good it feels, how long you’ve wanted this, how you’re so glad that it’s your big brother taking your virginity.

“What a filthy little sister,” he teases, face buried in your neck where he peppers tiny little kisses on your skin, “You’re so wet, you like getting fucked that much?”

You nod immediately, nails biting into the planes of his back, “Y-Yes, love it so much! Feels so good!”

He grins, “No one can ever fuck you this good,” he affirms, gripping your face meanly between his fingers to force you to look at him,

“Remember that. Your big brother owns this little pussy now, okay?”

“Yes!” you squeal, legs kicking up against his sides, “T-Thoma owns me! Never want anyone else to fuck me!”

He can’t control the way his cock throbs in your cunt from your words. Such a nasty little sister.

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