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salamigerard · 2 months
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my family's been using this weekly planning notepad for our shopping lists but right now there's only one thing written down so it just says "Monday: Salami"
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salamigerard · 2 months
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salami (derogatory)
What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.
“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.
“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.
“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.
In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.
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salamigerard · 2 months
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hey
salam
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salamigerard · 2 months
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Nightmare world
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salamigerard · 3 months
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i was aiming for the fooor in front of her..
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salamigerard · 3 months
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the salami intimidation technique
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salamigerard · 3 months
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honor mode grym defeated with a salami. the run lives!
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salamigerard · 3 months
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Can wizards have a little salami as a treat?
why sure! but only if you've finished you daily spell castings.
you did do your spell casting right?
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salamigerard · 3 months
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im just picturing astarion running around smacking everyone with this salami
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salamigerard · 3 months
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salamigerard · 3 months
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📬 Hello! If you've enjoyed my art in the past I hope you'll consider making a donation to any of the following causes in exchange for a free set of my mcr postcards, sent anywhere your heart desires. 📮
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salamigerard · 3 months
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ate too many crackers and salamii.!;!!;!;!:!;:)26$2837:72!:)AAAAAAAAAAAA
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salamigerard · 4 months
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Naturally, they gave Big T his slommy
As a treat.
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salamigerard · 4 months
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i only get unexpected cravings after midnight tonight it's... just biting into a whole salami...
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salamigerard · 4 months
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the salami lid (salami lid) ain't gonna fit (won't fit) so the salami lid won't fit the salami lid (lidd) the salami lid ain't gonna fit like that. so the salami lid and it's the salami li
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salamigerard · 4 months
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open salami :)
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salamigerard · 4 months
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sometimes self care is sitting in complete darkness with no clothes on and eating a fuck ton of salami on your kitchen floor
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