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UNDEAD AUSTRALIAN: ah bladdy 'ell. oim fackin undid. oim a damn creachuh of tha noight. a fackin zombie. wha' a cunt. this is bladdy orriboh. fack me

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harvard has fallen

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It's easy to think you'd be able to do something when you know that you'd never have to actually do it.

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things to say to a person having a weed panic attack

damn that sounds really scary. ive never heard of that ever happening to anyone else who did weed. you probably broke your brain and it's gonna be stuck like that forever

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Sweet Tea likes the song Goodbye Earl.

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just a little wip animation of harrow

it took too long, so i guess i'll make a rig for her next time

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Customer: NICKNAME DMV: WHIP LIKE SPANK? Verdict: DENIED

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

#ok! I assumed it was on account of the years of untreated depression but like #that’s fine then

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i think rainbow dash should have a cloud tail

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Plenty of highly intelligent people end up getting sucked in to cults because they just wanted people to hang out with. There are antivaxxer nurses. Your ability to act on empirical reason breaks down fast if your social and emotional needs aren't being met.

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#altogether too big I’d say #ideal size is None

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and are these jobs hiring trans people for a diversity quota in the room with us right now?

#that would have been nice but I’ve yet to see one #as far as I know I’m the Only trans person at my job and there’s like 200 people

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i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

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thinking about creatures.