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I just came to share a song that I added to my syfynmancers playlist but Yk, maybe it also fits syfyn & so I had to share

https://open.spotify.com/track/30uhVtb7vfBoUkyGpcvYGJ?si=tcovfkN1QlqJf-PIWC9ROw

"I made loving you a bloodsport" + "You're still my weapon of choosing" + "I want to choke up chunks of my own sins" really have me on the floor rn ngl

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Ted Lasso, as a show, was harmed by the short seasons that are commonplace in productions today and would've benefitted from 20 episode seasons with room for filler episodes. In this essay I will-

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So, this movie… how does it end? 

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I’m gonna need Orym and Dorian to get their shit together and confess their love for each other NOT JUST because it haunts my every. waking. moment. BUT ALSO because then all the Bells Hells shenanigans canonically becomes the World’s Weirdest Couples’ Retreat plus Chetney

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i can still hear her voice

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the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while

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Short DPXDC Prompts #1042

Don’t accept food from the Ghost King’s palace. One bite and you’ve accepted the ghosts' hospitality. You’re there to stay.

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fig faeth CV

previous/current roles:

wizard's paramour

presidential candidate bodyguard

archdevil/recording studio owner

rockstar

podcast producer

podcast host/s

podcast guest/s

banker harasser

surgeon

emo girl

lunch-lady trainee

student

adventurer

skills:

wizard paramour

german shepherd

hairnet crafts

helping parents get jobs

love

winking

achievements:

wizard's paramour

best friend of gorgug thistlespring who defeated the night yorb

have at least 4 parents

reference:

attractive bard teac

porter cliffbreaker

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it is time for me to face my own last stand: coloring

(believe it or not this is the low rez version asdfghjk have a fig and fabian detail shot)

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Being a desperate Dorym and Callowmoore shipper since and through the flower for luck and Fearne watching Ashton’s head and the two nat 20s on death saving throws and the first pickpocketing and the blue storm flower and Orym dropping the stone and almost dying and Ashton’s hug and Dorian’s kiss on the head and “I miss you” and “My heart aches” and “I like him a little bit” and “Gotcha”, and boy has this been keeping me alive lately, all that’s been happening

I’m so fucking happy I just can’t 🥹

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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

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Tim & Damian: *do the siblings bounding aka fights with their feet while minding their own business*

Bruce, randomly entering the room: Did you two do the thing I told you to do?

Tim, having no idea what they needed to do: pff, obviously.

Damian, also having no idea what they needed to do: we wouldn't let you down, father.

Bruce: good.

Bruce: *stands like a dad in complete silence for a while and then leaves them panicking about the task they forgot about*

Literally in the next room.

Dick, hanging from the chandelier: why don't you ever clarify their task?

Jason, suspiciously peacefully reading in the corner: yeah, just remind them what they need to do.

Bruce, with his fucked up sense of humour: Oh, they didn't have any task, I'm just messing with them.

Dick, having flashbacks of how he and Jason were losing their shit every single time, trying to remember what they need to do: that's... Pure evil...

Jason, remembering that one time he almost cried because he thought he was a failure and Bruce was going to disown him: YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

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celebrating our favorite blue boy's return to the table!

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President of the Dorym fanclub Aabria Iyengar setting up the stage for the "- You came. - You called." trope for Orym and Dorian? That's 👏 just 👏 right 👏, that's 👏 just 👏 right 👏

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occasionally there will be a queer person whose way of living their queerness is in conflict with our expectations and definitions for their label

at those times, we remember that queerness is not about the labels, or the definitions, or the rules of expected behaviour, but about living authentically to the crooked strangeness of our human conditions

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