i wanna wake red son up so u should send him anons... bully him pls
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@falsementor SAID: picks him up like a cat
Red Son, shaking like a volcano as this heathen has the AUDACITY TO PICK HIM UP BY HIS COLLAR -- UNHAND HIM! THIS! INSTANT!
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" HMMM... I should go through my hitlist. "
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Someone please tell him why a serial killer is following him now.
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" Drop it -- "
" How can ANY of us drop it when you bury everything that's happened in a 60 foot GRAVE?! " he snaps, standing on his toes to loom over the other. " You more than ANYONE have taught me not to do things alone and yet you continue to STEW in your own anguish! Don't 'drop it'--your FRIENDS are worried about you! "
...Himself removed from that equation... because of course, he won't recognize that connection now.
" Ask for HELP, idiot! TALK TO THEM! "
❝ Look -- I'm fine! Really! There's no conversation to be had about it! I'm good! Great, even! Just DROP IT. ❞
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" Don't you-- I am TRYING to have a serious conversation with you, STOP THAT! "
❝ Red Son. ❞
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" Noodle boy. " Warning.
❝ But there's nothing to drop, because everything is fine! ❞
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" ... "
" You... do realize this isn't going to make me drop it, right? "
❝ Well you -- ❞ MK paused, taking the time to boop Red Son's face. ❝ --are remembering wrong. So there. ❞
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❝ You haven't? Because I very much remember you AND Dragon Girl being neighbours. ❞
❝ Joke's on you, I've never even been to Denial. Wherever that is. ❞
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@falsementor SAID: picks him up like a cat
He's just chillin', like a villain--brainstorming future plans for world domination...
UNTIL THIS JERK PICKS HIM UP BY THE COLLAR!! He thrashes violently, combusting into flame, kicking his feet and flailing his arms.
" PUT ME DOWN, SIMIAN!! OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!! "
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" Mmm, yes. Was that before or AFTER you started vacationing in the river of DENIAL? "
❝ Imagine needing therapy. Couldn't be me. ❞
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❝ Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. ❞
❝ But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”. ❞
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Can we get more Spicynoodles?
no problem dude.
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What love interest would you be?
The stoic team leader who doesn't trust the main character at first
You often feel like you need to take responsibility for those around you and to protect them. You struggle to show your love through other means, so you take that task seriously. Your friends know they can always count on you no matter what. However that leads you to be mistrustful of others' actions before getting to know them, usually assuming the worst of them. On the exterior you might seem cold, calculating and distant. But those close to you know that's far from the truth, you just have a particular way of demonstrating it. When it comes to love, you'll probably try to deny it at first, bury it before it grows more than it should. Mostly because you're so accustomed to being the strong one, that allowing yourself to be vulnerable for once scares you. But it's exhausting to constantly keep that guard up, sometimes you need to take a rest and allow yourself to be the one being taken care of. Don't forget that.
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" Things you don't need to see -- OR HEAR -- on a Thursday morning. "
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My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.
Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!
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it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck
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