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samdbitch · 2 years
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Reblog this to make a transphobe instantly have a heart attack and die <3
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samdbitch · 2 years
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completely spontaneous drawing about doom
Keep reading
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samdbitch · 3 years
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samdbitch · 4 years
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that's a dog not an elf
RAGNAR'S EARS
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samdbitch · 4 years
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it got dat WAGON
have you ever seen a belgian blue
Oh
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Oh my
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samdbitch · 4 years
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fuck it. bouta fight my body
meltdowns are so rude. you’re just sitting in your body chilling, then it decides on its own that you’re an unwelcome intruder and starts blaring all the alarms
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samdbitch · 4 years
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what
reminder that glow-in-the-dark dinosaur money exists and is canadian 
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samdbitch · 4 years
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make one with a stinger that fcuking kills you if you tell a shite joke
i love the internet i found a crab chair
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samdbitch · 4 years
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croutons are gross tho
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@markiplier CROUTON GANG RISE UP
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samdbitch · 4 years
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lmao I'm fucked
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this man will now decide whether you pass on to the afterlife or if your soul is devoured by a small animal. how doomed are you
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samdbitch · 4 years
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would pet
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Unus Annus... but as dogs
I enjoyed making the designs for Ethan and Mark SO much that I had to make something with them, this video felt perfect to recreate as dogs lol @markiplier @crankgameplays @unusannus
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samdbitch · 4 years
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dont get me wrong . I don't think the maurauder himself is that bad but his dog needs to be hit with an orbital cannon
the mauraders dog is a cum stain on the existence of doom eternal
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samdbitch · 4 years
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forbidden jellybean
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sometimes frogs are liquid
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samdbitch · 4 years
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some of you have never snorted fun dip and it shows
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samdbitch · 4 years
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fellas is it gay to exist
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Wtf
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samdbitch · 4 years
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wait this is my post
If you don't wash your hands I will remove your Glabella
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samdbitch · 4 years
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the fuck is a glabella
If you don't wash your hands I will remove your Glabella
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