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I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER
I regret middle school
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lol
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If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
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Never give the silent treatment to somebody with crippling anxiety. It is one of the worst things you can do to them emotionally. They blame themselves for everything, they become worried about you, and it will cause so many problems for the person you are giving it to. Please, if you are angry with somebody, DO NOT ISOLATE THEM WITHOUT EXPLANATION. Tell them how you are feeling and talk it out, please.
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*cat sprints into room at top cat speed*
me: hello
*cat sprints out of room at top cat speed*
me: goodbye
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My heart
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My mom just said “so basically tumblr is like your favorite magazine, only it’s just the pages you rip out and put on your wall.” And i now think that is the best description of tumblr I have ever heard.
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King who-is-so-done-with-your-shit Thranduil
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Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:
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*stays alive just in case things get better*
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youre allowed to feel bad and i still like you when youre unhappy
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icantevensleep:
The problem with being introverted is that there is no polite way to say “I love you, but I’m tired of being with you right now.”
Or being depressed and saying, “This is really fun and I enjoy being around you but I feel really sad/awful and need some time to deal with it alone.”
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