sammy0295

[sammy0295]

Guys it happened. I got called a shotacon by someone because I like chilchuck. People who don’t watch dungeon meshi think he’s a young teen.

[sammy0295]

I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

[sammy0295]

my personal character design opinion

[sammy0295]

[sammy0295]

I literally don't know what possessed me to make an 11 page comic over these sad old men! bon appetit <3

#hey.

[sammy0295]

Bathroom break

[sammy0295]

Wanted to actually draw something and couldn’t so now you get Laios running like an anime girl animation

And my fav frames lol

[sammy0295]

[sammy0295]

Heavy is the girl the wears the strap

[sammy0295]

I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

[sammy0295]

imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

[sammy0295]

My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

[sammy0295]

great heavens i haven't posted in a while

[sammy0295]

hi ^^ recommend me more yuri like this PLLEEEEEEASE god its so cute

[sammy0295]

Art by Leah Gardner

[sammy0295]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[sammy0295]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."