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Raven trains with the Justice League in our newest mini chapter! 

READ our Teen Titans: Broken Youth comic from the beginning HERE! 

FOLLOW @teentitansbrokenyouth for more updates, art, and mini comics!

Written by Jess Dotson, art by @rainabic !

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When there’s candy, there’s a way. 

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Unmute !

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You'll never convince me the MCU is good. Entertaining? Eh, I guess at times. But good? Absolutely not.

same energy

(Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, October 10, 2021)

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My Foretold Mario movie predictions:

"haha we know we're in a video game a la Wreck-it-Ralph"

Luigi does a Fortnite dance

some multiple universe gimmick

toad falls into the "cute adorable little guy with deep voice and is actually kind of violent" animated trope

Peach girlboss moment where she rescues herself from Bowser and someone has to make a comment about it so they can say something like "just because im a girl doesn't mean I can't fight! also sexism is BAD!"

waluigi is not in the film

Jack Black absolutely kills it as Bowser

Chris Pratt actually does a decent Italian accent but still doesn't sound like Mario

Charles Martinet has a Stan Lee esque cameo and one line

The plot introduces a villain that all the characters have to team up against to defeat including Bowser, and the villain somehow doesn't even feel like a Mario character

Toad almost says a swearword or the swear word gets replaced with a child appropriate but still recognizable substitute ( "What the Fire Flower!?!?" "You son of a BULLET")

Seth Rogan does not change his voice in any way for Donkey Kong

innuendo line referencing magic mushrooms "for the adults"

mario is mean to luigi

pop song sung by celebrity that doesn't fit in with the rest of the soundtrack

toby fox is revealed to have composed an absolute banger final boss battle song

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OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY. And they're SO bright. I put two or three layers of duct tape over then and they STILL shine through!! I'm seriously considering using black paint and painting every single LED indicator light in my room.

Dear product designers:

Nothing needs an LED to tell me "I'm plugged in but off". Let my room be dark at night please.

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reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of god in your blog

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This is what Cats 2019 SHOULD have been.

the character designs from this kitty litter commercial are oodling my fucking noodles

look at them. amazing

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this is the best visual gag i've ever seen

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It's back! This is one of my favourite posts of all time.

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

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whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool

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This gave me midnight serotonin and now I can sleep happily.

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Happy Spoopy Season!

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Honestly, it's this very reason why I hate steam punk so much. They took the historically beautiful and gaudy fashions of the Victorian age and made them the colour of mud and hay. It's so uninspired and unoriginal.

I wanna hear these Opinions on steampunk color palettes, if you’re willing.

tbh “the Victorians did not go to the trouble of inventing aniline dyes so that we could wear neutrals” mostly covers it?

they went to a lot of effort to bring affordable screaming bright fuchsias and acid greens into the world, and we should honor their tacky, tacky choices.