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dahra has big laughing

truly one of the worst pieces of literature i have ever seen posted in the youtube app. (and i’m immortal.) starting from the first frame, we can see that dahra hates gays and runs them over with her car—much like millie bobby brown.

(also, i have it recorded that shes said, ‘you don’t need dysphoria to be trans’) *gasp*

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Translation of Max Lobo's Notes (1998)

This is an extra published in 1998, that contains Max's memoirs of Ash and the future lives of all characters of Banana Fish.

(Translations credit to @enta_jinnai and @nakimooshi on Twitter, posted with permission. Edits / corrections are mine.)

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i like this a whole lot better so i am going to pretend this is canon ❤️

finale.

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making memories 🌊✨

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Great dad. A+ for trauma.

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top 10 tumblr happenings of the decade:

10. the bone stealing witch

9. cole sprouse joining tumblr then leaving, claiming it was a social experiment or something and everyone got mad

8. that time the website broke in 2015 and it was really funny

7. piss jello

6. tumblr being bought for 1 billion in 2013 only to be worth 3 million in 2019

5. john green bullied off of tumblr

4. sixpenceee outed for having a child slave

3.  “female presenting nipples”

2. the summer 2014 war on tumblr by 4chan which ended abruptly because of

1. dashcon.

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Me: OH! I caught a snapping turtle--wouldnt it look so nice in its tank in my house---

Um............. ????? EXCUSE ME???? IT JUST??? SITS??? THERE??? ON THE FLOOR??? NO TANK??? WHAT IS GOING ON. DOES HE NEED A LEASH? A.... PET BED? HE HAS NO HOME THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. I AM NOT SHARING MY BED WITH HIM. WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS THING

UPDATE: IT HISSES WHEN YOU GO UP TO IT AND CLICK "A" AND YOU CAN MOVE IT AROUND LIKE FURNITURE. THIS IS NOT NATURAL. I DONT LIKE THIS

ANOTHER UPDATE: YOU CAN SET HIM ON TOP OF THINGS???

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just a small doodle for a good mood

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In case anyone was wondering, it’s canon in the What’s New Scooby Doo series that the first contact on Shaggy’s speed dial is Fred. Even before the pizza places and such. (and they’re not alphabetized or anything)

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Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated is everything Riverdale wishes it could be

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get u a boy who will draw you- i mean, a horrible monster who in no way represents you- a nice garden with bees.

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Hello, would you mind writing something where mike calls them up like “hey it’s been like 28 years yeah it’s dead and not coming back wanna hang out” and no one dies and nothing bad happens to anyone and Eddie wasn’t married so he and ritche GET MARRIED😭 thank you I would appreciate it

Hello there! I don’t mind at all, I love this prompt, and while they don’t get married because Mike calls them to come back to Derry and not Vegas, I do hope you like this, anon!

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“You must be wondering,” Mike says over the chatter in the restaurant and everyone falls quiet, looking at him with unashamed fear. Since the phone call, most of the memories are slowly coming back and Richie can’t say he likes where this is going, “why I called you all back here.”

Mike pauses, lets it hang in the air, the drama queen.

“It’s been 28 years,” he points out, “IT’s not coming back.”

Keep reading

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“Boy, bye”

Okay, Tegan is being shady af here (or the show wants us to think that), but also she’s so hot even just carrying a cardboard box, so …

(HTGAWM 6.01)

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same shit, different year 

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they deserve a good nap ok