My Hogwarts House designs!
I hope you like them!
For sale on tees and as prints and more HERE
“Oh you may not think I’m pretty,
But don’t judge on what you see,
I’ll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I’m the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There’s nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can’t see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you’ve a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don’t be afraid!
And don’t get in a flap!
You’re in safe hands (though I have none)
For I’m a Thinking Cap!”
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The Iron Bull: close your eyes bro
Krem: alright bro
The Iron Bull: what do you see bro?
Krem: nothing bro
The Iron Bull: that’s my life without you bro
Krem: bro
The Iron Bull: bro
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More DA memes from my twitter :B
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Florianne: Enjoy yourself, Inquisitor. I’m gonna go powder my nose… amongst other things, if you know what I mean.
Inquisitor:
Inquisitor: …Is she going to powder her vagina?
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the floor is love and support for trixie mattel
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