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To be honest...I'm not sure if I'm gonna come back to this blog or my main one. I'm not doing well mentally. I've been sleeping a lot, my energy feels like I'm running on fumes and I'm just currently just... existing right now. Everything is blurring together and I'm just trying to claw my way back to the surface.

I'm sorry. I'll leave the blogs up but don't expect any activity...

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Send me a kink (or scenario) and I'll rate it!

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No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK Yes! | Oh god you don’t even know |

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#sure why not? #looks fun

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Things to Say to Someone in Top Drop/Dom Drop

I’m okay

I love you

Thank you

It’s alright

I’m not hurt

I’m not hurt too badly

You’re lovely/wonderful/kind

I enjoyed it

It was worth it

Take your time

Do you need anything?

Do you want a cuddle?

Do you want me to get dressed/take the collar off/put the crop away?

Do you want to talk about it?

I’m here

You’re not a bad person

Top drop/dom drop usually comes from shock, guilt or insecurity about the way you have just treated someone whose well-being you care about very much. Like sub drop, it is usually accompanied by a fall in endorphins and general energy levels. Especially for aces (who I find have a greater need to be in the right mindset/’zone’ for play and intimacy), a ‘snap’ moment where you break out of play mode can throw you emotionally, and the end of play causes a similar reassessment or double-take at what happened during the scene.

Dominants in drop require the same kind of care as subs, but a different kind of reassurance.

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hugs that turn into you being trapped with fingers creeping up your sides

#hello lee mood #tickling #this please 👉👈🥺

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Idk who needs to hear this but if your lee has a voice kink you're legally obligated to send them audios reading out their most embarrassing Tumblr posts <3

#i...would not be opposed to this #make sure to include their tags if they ramble there as well

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Ok but when Lers say things like "this tummy belongs to me and I can tickle it allllllll I want" it just makes me melt. Like YES be possessive of me tell me that all my tickle spots are yours

#this just hit a certain part of my brain that made me melt #hello lee mood #tickling

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I think it’s my turn to be tickled

#👉👈🥺 #is it my turn yet to be a giggling mess?

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Your non-sexual, playful, lighthearted tickling is not better or less kinky than someone who wants to be tortured or play with hard CNC scenes or gets really turned on by tickling. It's not more pure, it's not "sfw", it's DEFINITELY not safe for minors (which includes writing to tickle fic about minors imho), it's not the "correct" way to interact with tickling.

I'm really tired of seeing both lees and lers with more hardcore desires ostracized from tickle spaces because people deem them unsafe or too sexual/deviant for literal kink spaces. It's giving cop, it's giving purity culture, it's giving a lot of bad shit!!!

Honestly a lot of the people with more "hardcore" desires are better at communication, negotiating, and boundaries than people who keep it more "tame" because we HAVE to be in order to engage with what we like.

Anyways. I am once again asking you to not demonize people who like a different kind of kink from you, even if it makes you uncomfortable. Figure out how to recognize the difference in your body between "this makes me uncomfortable because it's not for me" and "this makes me uncomfortable because this person seems to be violating boundaries and consent." Just because YOU wouldn't consent doesn't mean no one else can. Just keep scrolling.

I refuse to exist in a sanitized kink community and you should too!

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Hands trailing up your thighs so gently you don’t know whether to laugh or m-

#oho my godddd🫠🫠🫠

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inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

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Please send me a fruit?

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.

Cherry - I love you.

Watermelon - I think you’re cute.

Blueberry - You’re amazing.

Kiwi - You’re pretty

Raspberry - You’re hot.

Plum - I would fuck you.

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Lemon - I wish you would notice me.

Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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I think everyone should have their belly gently tickled with a soft feather at least once in their life tbh. It’s sooo nice.

#this please and thank you #i need soft twords

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Thanks for the tag @lucasthelesbian

Last Song: TOOTIMETOOTIMETOOTIME by The 1975

Favorite color: purple 💜 but also like a deep blue (for no reason shhh)

Currently Watching: Gab Smolders play Animal Crossing (I highly recommend checking her out on YouTube as well as on Twitch. She's absolutely wonderful)

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: Sweet! I have a bit of a sweet tooth from time to time

Relationship Status: Single as fuck

Current Obsession: Umm don't really have much of an obsession. I've been bouncing around a lot. I guess it could be collecting Pokemon Cards

Last Thing I Googled: umm we're not gonna talk bout it since its health related No pressure tags: @new-lee-marvel-fan-blog @aussietummytickler Umm and anyone else that genuinely wants to do this.

9 people you’d like to know better

Thank you for the tag @clockwork-ashes and @lovely-vanserra-sunshine

Last song: Riot by Hollywood Undead- trust me I regret a full shuffle too. Lol

Favorite color: pastels but pink

Currently watching: Does GTLive count?

Sweet/Savory/spicy: sweet

Relationship status: Chronically single

Current obsession: -gestures around- acotar

Last thing you googled: atmospheric gravity wave experiment

No pressure tags: @acourtofladydeath @mybestfriendmademe @tilseptemberends @tsunami-of-tears @hieragalbatorixdottir @shadowdaddies @mika-no-sekai-blog @wickedfelinaxo @achaotichuman

#rei answers the tags #this was genuinely fun #thank you! 💜

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Hey just a heads up I got a link from an anon pointing to an app on the google play store, I don't know for sure if it's malicious or anything but like, better safe than sorry, just delete the ask and assume it's a scam or a virus

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I want to _____ you.

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

#this could be interesting

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here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

#sure why not?

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