sarcasticallynoted

[sarcasticallynoted]

“Gee, Athena, how come you never celebrate Halloween?”

“Because I live on a rock that feels like it’s trying to kill me. Every day is hell.”

[sarcasticallynoted]

{???}:

“You can’t get close enough to take my arms.” Came the response, the speaker hidden from sight. “I just wanted to get your attention, anyway.”

“Don’t need line of sight to take your hands off.” She called back. It was the truth, too. “Talk. You have my attention.”

Never one for dick-measuring contests, the shield vanishes.

#{???} I Need A Briefing. #vladof-razvedka

[sarcasticallynoted]

{???}:

Bang! A warning shot!

It doesn’t even take a second for Aspis to open on her arm. Damning that she wasn’t ready to catch a vapour trail...

“Shoot again and you won’t have arms to shoot with anymore!”

#{???} I Need A Briefing. #vladof-razvedka

[sarcasticallynoted]

She comes out, opens her empty ask mailbox, ignoring whatever’s going on, and just... Tries to sneak back inside without notice.

[sarcasticallynoted]

@foulmouthedshotgun​ said:

"OI, ATHENA! It's 'bout damn time I found you, where the 'ell have you been, ya bastard!?" 

“Um...” Well, that certainly caught her off-guard. Especially with a face she didn’t recognize. But the voice.... Was familiar. Pickle... and... Elpis...

“Boganella?”

#{???} I Need A Briefing. #foulmouthedshotgun #a blog for Boganella? now I've seen everything

[sarcasticallynoted]

Make me.

Shoo.

#{Wilhelm} Thanks For The Air Support #steak-n-robots #this ghost is gonna kick your ass if you call me dead again

[sarcasticallynoted]

“I mean, I’d like maybe a month or two without some tyrant trying to take over the universe. A vacation is in order for quite a few people. But... There’s always some new flavour of the week.”

#{Dash Commentary} Watch My Back I'll Watch Yours

[sarcasticallynoted]

“I’m just glad nobody lusts for me.”

“That would be... Incredibly uncomfortable.”

#{Dash Commentary} Watch My Back I'll Watch Yours

[sarcasticallynoted]

But... You ARE a corporation.

Choose freedom. Reject corporate. Choose Vladof.

[sarcasticallynoted]

               I grew a mustache to inspire my troops.                       That’s leadership! Right? Right.

                          indie . priv . sel . Rhy Strongfork of Borderlands .                                                         written by retto .

personals do NOT interact!!

#{Promo} I'll Spread The Word... #anyways I love Retto

[sarcasticallynoted]

“Just once. Just... Once... I’d like to eat something that doesn’t smell horrible, be like biting a piece of leather, or taste like a shoe or literal garbage.”

[sarcasticallynoted]

“I could make it...”

“Less... Alive...”

#{Dash Commentary} Watch My Back I'll Watch Yours

[sarcasticallynoted]

@tm83ed​ replied:

:((

“I’ve been married once. I regret it. I’m not doing it again.”

#{???} I Need A Briefing. #tm83ed #RETTO STOP TRYING TO MARRY HER

[sarcasticallynoted]

@tm83ed​ is a dork:

athena pls marry me ur so cool

............

“....No?”

#{???} I Need A Briefing. #tm83ed

[sarcasticallynoted]

𝒯𝒶𝑔 𝒟𝓊𝓂𝓅!

#{Jack} He Lost It. #{Timothy} How Many Of You Are There? #{Promo} I'll Spread The Word... #{Athena} Loyal To The Mission Is One Thing... #{Starter Call} Let's Do This By The Book... Just Kidding. #{Dash Commentary} Watch My Back I'll Watch Yours #{Mordecai} Brave. I'll Give You That. #{Nisha} Ready To Kill! #{Claptrap} STOP TRYING TO HELP #{Wilhelm} Thanks For The Air Support #{Aurelia} Wise Decision! #{???} I Need A Briefing.

[sarcasticallynoted]

@adventures-written​ said:

"Athena! Long time no..see? Hah....How have you been?" (From Timothy)

“To be fair, Timothy, if I’d intended for you to see me, you would’ve seen me. That’s how I work.” There’s an... Ever so slight smirk. “It is nice to see you again, Timothy. I’m glad you are still in one piece. You never struck me as the type to explore, so perhaps I should not be surprised. Are you doing all right? After the Vault of the Guardian, and we went our separate ways, I lost track of everyone.”

#{Timothy} How Many Of You Are There? #adventures-written

[sarcasticallynoted]

“Every single day I consider the universe lucky that Atlas did not procure a Siren for their assassin program. The Vault Hunters would not have won. We would not be where we are today. No matter what the powers are.”

#{Dash Commentary} Watch my back I'll watch yours.