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Okay so the short reason for my fun facts is because I’m writing again and am doing research to try to get it as close to accurate as I can given the fact that artists liberty exists and the fact that the continuity when it comes to mythology is next to nothing.

https://www.wattpad.com/story/150066847-hades-and-persephone

So if anyone wants to read it I could really use the feedback. And the views. Mostly the views.

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IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

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I wrote a thing and I am proud of it:

https://www.wattpad.com/564027304-the-druid-king-chapter-one

Also this is a work in progress and I will be updating regularly (or at least thats the plan)

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ah yes, that time in Yugioh where Yugi’s grandpa found his porn.

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okay listen

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I wish the original Yu-Gi-Oh series had a slice of life episode. It would be super cool to see how Yugi and Atem worked out the day to day awkwardness of sharing a body like:

-Yugi and Atem having radically different preferences in tastes and having to negotiate what they want to eat.

-Pulling minor pranks on each other when the other isn’t in control/paying attention (hiding things, changing whole outfits then denying said change, etc)

Yugi trying to use Atem as a way of cheating on tests. Atem always refuses and gives a lecture causing Yugi to always turn the test in at the very last second because Atem won’t shut up. Atem also has no idea what a Pythagorean theorem is and isn’t about to admit it.

-Playing dumb about who is in control just as a way to screw with their friends’ heads

-Is there some kind of truce regarding going to the bathroom/bathing/etc where Yugi is always in control or is it whoever is in control at the time?

-Atem lowkey trying to hook Anzu and Yugi up behind the scenes.

-Negotiating chores, or is Atem a freeloader?

-Trying to find lost keys/deck/whatever and running around frantically trying to find where they last put it.

-Getting into heated discussions over something asinine like how to fold towels.

-Weird quirks unique to each person that can clue you off to who’s in control besides tone and posture. 

We need answers.

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Yugioh AU where everyone loses their voice once a month or so because they do nothing but shout at another person standing twenty meters from them and that can’t be good for your throat

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AU where everything is same but Mollymauk has Yu-Gi-Oh cards

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I take back what I said, dub is good.

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Put this on my grave stone so I can troll like Kaiba long after I die

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Yugi: Wait, Kaiba, you haven’t lost your virginity yet!?

Seto: I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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And then he proceeds to spend the next 6 months trying to fight him

Bitter ‘til the Bitter End

Kaiba is just jealous he didn’t get to duel Atem

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im too lazy to draw the new duel disk lmao [based off this]

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Parenting 101 with Aknamkanon

Yugioh | Young Atem

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And it was amazing

See Joey’s shoes? They have a backstory. There is an entire chapter on how he got them. Believe it or not, there was a scorpion and a man died.

You can laugh but it happened. Atem got involved because Joey got mugged for his shoes.

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Spanish class

when you wanna look cool in front of your friends but you know nothing