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pretty girls do it better

Obedient girls do it best

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Name one of your toys after me

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personal fleshlight gf 🤝 personal dildo bf

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Need to “baby you’re being so good for me” my way into taking your anal virginity

#sardonic.txt #do you think #I have anal on my #mind

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Out of breath.. Eyes rolling back.. Moaning..

“Fuck.. You feel so good.”

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What’s a little aggressive face fucking between friends?

#sardonic.txt

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Bitches be like “I need down time” and then date 3 people and try to have hobbies

It’s me. I’m bitches.

#why do I say yes to these people #< because they’re all hot asf but still #why am #I such an easy slut #ramblings.txt

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You: folded in half, legs over your shoulders, my hand around your throat

Me: cumming balls deep in your ass

#sardonic.txt

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That’s so gross I’m going to think about it when I cum

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Princess I can pin to the mattress to fill her ass with cum >

#sardonic.txt

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It is imperative that you assemble a collection of tumblr mutuals who are vocal about their deeply specific, highly involved kinks that you don’t share at all. If you humble yourself with the diversity of the human experience enough you can become inoculated against reactionary puritanism permanently

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are you guys OK. sometimes i get the vibe, that you are at your wits end

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Toys who are angelic princess in public and desperate whores who will do any manner of disgusting things for approval in private ❤️

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when she says the most out of pocket shit.. hot

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Being on tumblr only makes me hornier and my kinks more fucked up