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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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Men like to believe theyd be great in apocalypse scenarios but they dont even know how to sew

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Presented a panel on fallout creatures at a con today and used my biology degree to validate and criticize design choices in equal measure

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i really like outsider POV, but the thing is, it fundamentally works better when whatever is going on with the characters in question is so fucking weird that no reasonable outsider could ever discern it

like, the ideal outsider POV should have at least some element of 'what the fuck is wrong with these people'.

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FUCK I DIDNT STUDY FOR THE BECHDEL TEST I AM SO GROUNDED

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I really like how many of the world’s most iconic structures and places are just right next to some of the most mundane stuff imaginable, for example

Stonehenge

Is right next to a busy road

The Pyramids of Giza

Are at the outskirts of Cairo

Niagara Falls

Are part of the town of the same name

And Agrippa’s Pantheon

Is crammed inside downtown Rome

It just so interesting to notice.

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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

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Ball gown by Jacques Doucet, 1898-1900 (x)

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"yea buddy, let's have a night"

Penns v Islanders ... 17.04.24

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The only acceptable casting for a remake of “The Birdcage”

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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday