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Eleanor 21 UK Tyneside / MerseysideBarmaid / Student
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just watched game of thrones hahahahahaaahahaha
haha
what
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Abandoned farm home outside of town. There were 8 cars left there (The blue one pictured has a pitch fork in the windshield). There was still toilet paper in the bathroom, and pictures littered the counter. The basement wall had caved in and I couldn’t really go down there. All the mirrors and windows were broken, everything was left there. I have no idea what happened.
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every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them
i do
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pyjamas are the sexiest attire. soft. easily removed. soft.
REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
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I was really concerned about my sister missing her train so I text her to make sure she was up and she's already at the train station AN HOUR AND A HALF EARLY she is THAT PERSON
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i think they should release a fashion magazine but instead of models use cats and instead of tips on how to lose weight, tips on how to gain cats, and instead of listing reasons why boys don’t like you, list reasons why cats are more important than body shaming and self hatred
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It is a full week since my exams finished and my sleeping pattern and general health have still not corrected themselves. HOWEVER, our house is looking cleaner and nicer than ever and I have a great weekend planned as my sister is coming to visit before I go home for the summer. I've also got a job lined up for when I go home so that's one less thing to worry about. Things are good really I just feel stressed for no reason? Second year really took its toll.
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i do not like green eggs and ham i do not like them will.i.am
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