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what the hell are the jackets on and can i get some of that so i can finish out my semester without dying

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I love his chest.

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noah hanifin helping to dress dylan larkin

#HOLY SHIT

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add on if you’d like :))

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She wanted a video for her friend Baileigh (what a great friend she is!!), and Mikko goes: “Hi Mikko, it’s Mikko!”

UHHHHH

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Yep. This happened. ON CAMERA.

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can’t get more iconic than this

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do the minnesota wild exist

yes it’s the name of the forest where eric staals deer spirit was emprisioned

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YES ok this. Yes

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put your tongue back to the top of your mouth before scrolling though!

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“he just left in the middle of an argument” dump him “he rolls his eyes when I start to cry” dump him “we never agree on what movie to watch and we always go with his choice” dump him “when he’s mad he’ll stand up straight and tower over me” dump him “his friends make me uncomfortable” dump him “he didn’t appreciate the gift I made him” dump him “I don’t like that he drinks every day” dump him “sometimes he ignores what I said during sex unless I say it again” dump him “he told me he doesn’t like it when I wear my favorite sweater” dump him “he threw something when he got mad once” dump him “he won’t yell but sometimes he’ll just stop responding until I stop talking about it” dump him “he doesn’t want me to go to my friend’s parties without him, but he never wants to go” dump him “he pouts and says his last girlfriend did it for him” dump him “he plays pranks on me that I don’t like” dump him “he doesn’t think my jokes are very funny and makes fun of me for it” dump him “he wants me to wear more make up” dump him “he got angry that I cut my hair” dump him “he still hasn’t met my parents” dump him “he talks about me giving him kids, but we’ve never talked about our future” dump him “he whines that condoms don’t feel as good” dump him “I like having a boyfriend, but I have to put up with a lot for this one” dump him (:

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Mitch Marner shot by Auston Matthews | Apple

#AUSTON LOOKS OK IN THIS #YALL I DONT FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE

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