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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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people without an internal monologue will never know the epic highs and lows of watching the same guy a lot in a short amount of time (youtuber/streamer/shows and movies etc) and then having your internal monologue sound like that guy for a bit

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in the japanese suburbs, every street is lined with rain gutters, so even during heavy rain, the streets are perfectly navigable, even on foot. in the american suburbs, there's like one drain every couple of streets, so whenever it storms, the streets turn into rivers

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Making long-form webcomics is like

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this took me so long for what it is aaaaa

Anyway it's just an idea that popped into my head :3

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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fallout new vegas is like a wild horse you have to tame by installing bug fixes, no online guide will work 100% you just have to build up a bond with your game before it will work like the game is skittish and spooks easily so you have to be gentle but you also have to be firm and show it youre in charge because if it smells fear it will never obey you.

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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

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am talking to anyone else: you're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, give me 200 dollars

am talking to ted: heyyyyyyyyy babygirl

#ginn speaks #asterisk in the game specifically #game am's blatant favoritism is so fuckin funny #am: 3/5 of you kill yourselves thanks #am: ellen heres a box made of your triggers have fun :3c #am: ted im casting you as a fairytale prince and giving you a hot maid to sleep with and giving you actual hints instead of riddles

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

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