sassyredbanshee

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I feel like such a temporary person in everyone’s life.

RᏋHᏘᏁシ︎

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♪ - Do you play any instruments? / ⛄ - Do you have a favourite holiday? / ⨁ - Do you hold grudges, or easily let things go?/ ♥ - Besides fictional characters, is there someone you love? / THE HUSBAND GOTTA KNOW the details.

A tiny bit of piano, always wanted to expand on it more and maybe get into violin! / Yesss! Halloween is fave, CAUSE HORROR MOVIES GALORE!! / Oh I hold grudges like nobody's business, I have grudges that go back over 10yrs! / Yisss, my bby bro is the highlight of muh life besides muh hubby (AKA YOU)

I LOAF YOU, YOU SMEXI HOE!! 💚

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Don't be a "maybe". It's either Hell Yes or Fucking No.

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Munday Meme Extraordinaire

Send me a symbol and I’ll answer ooc

☕  - Do you prefer coffee or tea? Perhaps neither, or both?

☠ - Do you think you’d survive a zombie apocalypse?

☺ - Post a picture of yourself or describe what you look like!

⚽ - Are you active?

⛄ - Do you have a favourite holiday?

♫ - Do you listen to music when you write? If yes, what kind of music, if no, why not?

☤ - Have you ever had to go to the emergency room? Why?

♪ - Do you play any instruments?

⚖ - Opinions on the fandom your muse blong to?

♿ - Is there anything about your body you’d like to change if given the chance?

✂ - Do you hate people easily?

✼ - Do you think the character/characters you role play as reflect who you are?

⚄ - Do you play videogames? Have a favourite?

✵ - Are there any other fandoms you’d like to approach?

⚜ - If you role play more then one muse, do you have a favourite?

⛔ - In real life, are you friendly?

⨁ - Do you hold grudges, or easily let things go?

♥ - Besides fictional characters, is there someone you love?

♾ - Which timezone are you in?

W - What do you do for a living?

♡ - OTP for your muse?

⚔ - NOTP with your muse?

☰ - Fun random fact about the mun!

☘ - Wildcard! Ask the mun anything you’re interested in finding out.

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LADIES MEME: [3/8] supernaturals > lydia martin

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my wife tho/

Muh hubby, tho--

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sending love to all those who are going through a difficult time right now:

💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛💫💛

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". . .and sometimes I get lost in the crowd."

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stress out? no. stress in. internalize that shit and tell no one.

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For the rest of the day my muse is under a Truth Serum and cannot lie in any way, shape, or form. Use this to your advantage.

Now let the possible embarrassment begin. 

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TEXTS  FROM  LAST  NIGHT  STARTERS  !

✉   ↠    and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

✉   ↠     i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star…

✉   ↠     I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

✉   ↠     I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

✉   ↠     so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

✉   ↠     Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

✉   ↠     I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend’s twin last night…

✉   ↠     Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

✉   ↠     Renamed my iPod as ‘the titantic’ so when I plug it in it’s says ‘the titantic is syncing.’

✉   ↠     This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

✉   ↠     My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber…I’m buying the engagement ring tomorrow

✉   ↠     i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled “5 second rule” and kept fucking me. i think im in love

✉   ↠     in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me… then slapped my ass and told me “back to business”… im gonna marry him

✉   ↠     I’m smoking weed out of a trumpet

✉   ↠     I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building

✉   ↠     He literally didn’t stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.

✉   ↠     i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.

✉   ↠     you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

✉   ↠     The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.

✉   ↠     I’m at the airport and there’s a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn’t see you there?

✉   ↠     o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

✉   ↠     Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

✉   ↠     I ’m gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

✉   ↠     We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich….

✉   ↠     he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true’

✉   ↠     I’m at this frat party right now and yelled “my brother finally lost his virginity.” They gave you a standing ovation

✉   ↠     i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.

✉   ↠     i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.

✉   ↠     I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.

✉   ↠     Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.

✉   ↠     I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

✉   ↠     How do you jack off and text at the same time?

✉   ↠     also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

✉   ↠     Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to “i can hear you having sex”.

✉   ↠     i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right

✉   ↠     I don’t know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

✉   ↠     my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.

✉   ↠     Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I’m in love

✉   ↠     I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says “bang”.

✉   ↠     I’m eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

✉   ↠     Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

✉   ↠     I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti 

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😘😘😘😘😘 best wifey

Best hubby~

😌🥰😘❤️✨

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Wifey 👀😍😚😘

Hubby~

👀🤗😘😍❤️

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If you'd like to write with me, LEMME KNOW.

I will loaf you and ply you with memes and WRITING, cause yey.

😌💅✨

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“These things sneak up on him for no reason, these flashes of irrational happiness. It’s probably a vitamin deficiency.”

— Margaret Atwood, Oryx and Crake

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