sasukeprime

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#about #about me #self #bio

rick becomes super into multiversal travel after prime introduces him to it, very hyperfocused on it and the opportunities it presents (like how the gotron episode establishes that rick can get carried away unless someone reels him in). diane might initially be supportive of this but as rick's appearances around the house become more shoddy, she gets fed up and they separate. after a much more complex deterioration of their relationship obviously rick considers this a win at the time, since he's now free to dick around and do whatever he wants, essentially adopts prime's life philosophy and hangs around him. him and prime would eventually have some sort of falling out, which leaves rick extremely bitter and annoyed. he ends up spending most of his life alone, still living by his pop nihilistic ideals because he thinks this is what he wants. eventually he'd still end up squatting in prime's dimension and realizes that he actually Prefers this family life. his infatuation with prime could develop into resentment when he realizes that he essentially robbed rick of a comfortable, idealistic life

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Ok true

mossy

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fun fact: frog dissecting also real. or if you don’t want to slice a frog in half you can choose the alternative which is to dissect a cat (west coast public schools)

does anyone know any other tropes

okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

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I want they fried chicken so bad

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i jus woke up where the hell am i or my arm

@sasukeprime u up?

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what’s this i hear about elon’s company creating a brain microchip for naruto link….

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they’re straight up making things up on tiktok now…

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as a huge lover of birds, 90% of the concern against wind turbines being used for energy is literally just pro fossil fuel propaganda. birds ARE at a risk however there is a lot of strategies even as simple as painting one of the blades that reduces a lot of accidental deaths. additionally renewable energy sources will do more in favor of the environment that would positively impact birds (and all of us). one study found over one million bird deaths from wind turbines. while that is a shockingly high number and we should work to drastically shrink it, at least 1.3 billion birds die to outdoor cats on a yearly basis. it was never about caring about birds

#that was hilarious but i should have thought of it first

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bcoz he’s a he whore

Sally sells #kakashi by the sea shore.

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#not naruto and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by sasukeprime

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It’s not like he’ll hear you

You ever just... yell about #kakashi??

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I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like

*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist

#how else can they afford that…

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some of you need to start Killing

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

#okay good morning sasuke #you can do it sasuke

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bridget mendler résumé

period dramas? yeah im in them monthly

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you do

deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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and honestly? i’m glad u guys get it….

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this is why i love my followers because i rly b doing shit like this and they’re like yes! in gold! the rizz is unbeatable, on god!