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we are haemorrhaging money on a groundskeeper because theres no grounds!

the image of jawbone finding the bad kids crowded around bobby dawns office fully armed was so funny to me that i had to draw it

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i fully support gorgug's petty bitch era

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Harrowhark Nonagesimus

#harrowhark nonagesimus #harrowhark the first #harrowhark the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #church signs

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

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"I have so much love to give, exclusively to cats."

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"Cows Watch Sunsets Too" pixel art, Me, January 29, 2024

contains spoilers for Nona The Ninth

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“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

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Dark side of the loom

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Part 2 of crazy ass ships

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Camilla: What’s the hardest thing to say?

Palamedes: I was wrong.

Harrow: I need help.

Gideon: Worcestershire sauce.

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one of the best gideon moments hands down is when, post battle with new lyctor ianthe, she finds out that dulcinea and palamedes are sort of exes and she LIES DOWN ON THE GROUND ABOUT IT AND GROANS FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES. everyone is like “gideon get up” “gideon it’s not a big deal” and she is like literally i’m going to end it all. this is so embarrassing for me and palamedes must hate me (cam has told her four times this is Not True) i must go make things right with him immediately. babygirl there’s a feral infant proto-god who just consumed the soul of her 1950s greaser chewtoy sprinting around canaan house you HAVE to change your priorities. and yet she won’t and she doesn’t. i love her so bad

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pov your cleric forgets theyre a cleric

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If you know someone who speaks dismissively of people working service or retail jobs, please remind them that they are bad.