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Dude held this at the pride parade in phoenix. http://failnation.tumblr.com

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this is how I'm starting every jazz performance for the rest of my life

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

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I find doing drugs helps

I’m searching for something that’ll give me inspiration. Story often does that, as well as people or memories I feel an emotional connection to.

But that’s the problem: I don’t experience emotional connections like others do. I’m a schizotype, and consequently my (mostly) gray palette of emotions limits my connectivity to anything.

The fact that my capacity to enjoy life or be affected by tragedy is fairly limited doesn’t bother me much. I don’t know any different. 

I’m just annoyed because I know it would make writing music with purpose more intuitive.

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THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

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Me to my 3 year old: now sweetheart I know Chase the police pup from the paw patrol seems nice but he is what we call a class traitor.

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sex scene = the audience is uncomfortable and learns nothing 

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was listening to some 1920's ragtime earlier and honestly this shit slaps so hard why did we ever let it go out of style

PUT 👏 THE 👏 CLARINET 👏 BACK 👏 IN 👏 JAZZ 👏 BAND 👏

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Quotes from Marching Band #3

“‘I’m in a bit of a dilemma’ ‘Try cocaine’“

*YMCA plays* “Is that the song of God I hear?”

“No one is allowed to pee at band camp except me”

“Everyone who speaks above a low pitch is on my hit list”

“Hazed? You wanna get hazed? I’ll throw you in the fire”

“Instead of popping pills, pop reeds”

“I keep asking God to kill me but he won’t listen”

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Tag yourself I'm diedrate

The two genders:

Hydrate

or

Diedrate

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rawr rawr lol xd russia’s greatest love machine

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“We may have been wrong, but we weren’t as wrong as the brass and that’s all that matters.”

—saxophone

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the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

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kin

the adventures of one of our tenor sax players' high school musical towel at band camp

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