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I lost my best friend, I lost my mentor, my mom

500 men gone, this can't go on

I must get to see Penelope and Telemachus

So if we must sail through dangerous oceans and beaches

I'll go where Poseidon won't reach us

AND IF I GOTTA DROP ANOTHER INFANT FROM A WALL IN AN INSTANT SO WE ALL DONT DIE

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I've never read or watched Harry Potter, but based on what I know of it, Dramoine and Damianya have the same vibe

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Shout out to ships whose canon relationships were sacrificed in order to give the hero a woman as a prize.

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me listening to bones by sail north for the 50th time this week : excuse me sir that's my emotional support pirate shanty

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Unpopular opinion: I can't stand dogs

Because they 1. Touch you without your consent constantly... EVERY DAY. (even your crotch)

2. Claw you up when they jump on you until you bleed.

3. Literately never stop barking.

4. Drool all over you.

5. Chew up all of your stuff

6. Piss and shit on the floor

7. Actually really dangerous animals that bite children

8. Dog owners always act like you're the problem if you don't like dogs doing these things to you.

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Dog lovers get so fucking weird when you tell them you actually don't want to pet their huge sloppy wet nasty beast of an animal

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"I can't hate any piece of media because it took so long to make and people worked so hard on it!!!!" do you hear yourself?? Do you not feel braindead from all the toxic positivity??? tell that to with any person who's actually written a book/comic or helped create a movie/tv show and they will laugh you out the room

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“Booktok just enjoys turning off their brain and reading, it’s like watching bad reality tv.” Except it’s not. We all make fun of bad reality shows but booktok romanticizes the poor portrayal of romance and abuse in their books.

“How spicy is it? I need spice.”

Half of it is filled with “🌽” addicts, but because it’s not visual it doesn’t seem like it. If erotica is your thing, that’s great, but let’s not pretend like it hasn’t irrecoverably messed up people by the way authors have inserted it into every damn teen girls book. If the only reason you can enjoy a book is smut, then that needs to be addressed. I will die on this hill.

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My biggest disappointment at the beginning of the year was discovering the dark romance genre thinking I was going to read Hannibal and Will type relationships, and instead all I found was a bunch of women being abused by tattooed, black-haired, green-eyed guys with a sad past.

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Screaming crying throwing up

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pairing is rare: 😟😔

rare pairing is safe from popular fanon flanderizations: 🤩

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Don't even get me started on the entire Fire family line or even Jet. Some things aren't just black and white. There were whole episodes on it that the ATLA fandom just conveniently ignores

Some Atla fans are deeply unwilling to engage with the fact that their beloved series may bear the marks of being written by two white men in the early 2000s. They can’t conceive that the show might’ve been anything less than perfect and that there are certain problematic elements within it that are consistently overlooked by the fandom at large.

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Me when the Yakuza:like a dragon series tries to pair up ichiban kasuga and Saeko mukoda even though she is that man's unofficial little sister

#they are siblings #your Honor #absolutely not #i dont even know their ship name #this is unacceptable #saeko mukoda #Yakuza #yakuza like a dragon #ichiban kasuga #yakuza ichiban #ichigang #yu nanba #why when Nanba is right there #kasuga #ryu ga gotoku

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The real boops were the friends we made along the way

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My final boop count. I'm pretty proud ☺️

#boop o matic #boop o meter #tumblr boop #the boopening #boop boop #boop #april fool's day #april fools 2024 #april 1st #boooooooooooop

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Pin for survivors

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops