once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
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call out post for tomatoes
i dont like them
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i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that
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Detail of a gravestone, Lancashire (via ianduhlig)
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flawless queen
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Just in case you needed a reminder.
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