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You are alive for the first time, so be easy on yourself. But you are also alive for the only time, so make it count.

postcard for February mail club, join here

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

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I'm gonna say it.

It's unhinged to assume that someone's taste in fiction equates to what they believe is moral or good, or is something they want to see or experience in real life.

That is a bonkers assumption to make.

I'm tired of humoring people with long arguments about it when the simple fact is it is a totally fucking absurd reach to accuse someone who enjoys something in fiction of being in favor of it in real life.

I'm tired of pretending like this is a legitimate position to hold-- that they should be afraid of fiction's dire influence on a reader's moral decay or that it's a sign of what the author secretly wants for realsies in real life.

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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

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now i don't know much about star trek but data being an android named data is kind of funny it'd be like if there was a human being called memories

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moon snail 🌕

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English added by me :)

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my starlight design for my ‘starlight wins’ au nextgen :)) born to the name ‘spectrolite shimmer’ shes an earth pony who was raised by rock farmers and utilised specialised earth pony crystal magic to do the magic feats she does in the show.

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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Eclipse of two sisters 🌒

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Indian Roller (Coracias benghalensis), family Coraciidae, order Coraciiformes, Karnataka, India

photograph by Kmb Prasad

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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Horse loves butt scratches

(via)

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Those who protest against Israel's genocide are punished for antisemitism.

But for some strange reason, authorities have never cracked down on antisemitism any other time. Any other time, antisemitism is considered free speech.

It's almost as if they know damn well that protesting against Israel is not antisemitism.

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"Is Discord okay? Perhaps someone should check on him." -Said no one in G5

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I just couldn’t resist the urge to draw something based on this by @samthecookielord 😂 Isn’t that comforting 😂