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it would be homophobic of me to not wish her and everyone else a happy lesbian visibility week. okay bye again, love you 🖤

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well that didn’t age well 🤟🏻😃 gonna cry a bit later about that

our terror twins with the matching championships lets go!!!

so

fucking

HAPPY

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Nadja of Antipaxos WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 5.08

#me everyday

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okay okay let’s go thank u 🎀

Last Song - Emily im Sorry - Boygenius

Currently watching - Rick & Morty (Again)

Last Movie - Dune 2

Sweet, spicy or savory - savory >>>>

Relationship status - single 🤟🏻🧍‍♀️ we did not survive the february breakup season lmao but kinda in a talking stage rn

Current Obsession - Arcane, WWDITS , WWE (more Rhea Ripley lmao)

Last Thing I googled - switched- mode power supply 💀💀💀

Tags: Just feel free to repost i don’t really have any mutuals so 😅

NINE PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW BETTER

OMG TYSM FOR TAGGING ME @liass-21 !!!!! i am so sorry i drafted this tag and i thought i queue'd it and i didnt so 😭😭😭 its only like a month late. its fine everythings fine. aaaaaa 😭

LAST SONG? - "photograph" by the midnight! it is on my writing-for-top-gun playlist bc it has huge maverick vibes lol.

FAVORITE COLOR? - pink!!!! also lighter purples and blues and most pastel shades <3 and black

CURRENTLY WATCHING? - a streamer i have never watched before playing the remaster of of tomb raider i-iii bc i am excited about the remaster!! and those games are my childhood <3 not to be a million years old or anything sakfhfjfhg

LAST MOVIE? - unfortunately it was 'oz the great and powerful' 😭 if any of y'all enjoyed that movie i respect it, but i had to see it on tv at a friend's house and we were having a great time laughing at the very unexpected writing and acting choices being made lol

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? - aaaaaaaa i guess savory ?????? but sweet has a special place in my heart ajdhfjfhfjg

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? - committed long term relationship to ~my person~ <3<3

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? - well this is gonna be obvious but top gun primarily !!!! additionally, dan and phil !! mission impossible !!! fall out boy!! and even if the current obsession level is not as high as other things, i am always at least partially obsessed with a hundred other things and people that i am probably posting about at the same time lol

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? - “oz the great and powerful reviews” bc i wanted to make sure that im not crazy and that other ppl also felt that movie was an insane fever dream (apparently due to the 44% on metacritic i guess they did lol)😭

tagging: aaaaaa @brambleberrycottage @daffodilstark @tellhound @torchflies @melancholydandelion @goosefilms @driftershunt @downthegenderriver @callsignstingray

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Got bored last night so here is Adult Gem

(1. YES I FORGOT TO COLOR THE BANDAGE SHH and 2. Gem painted her face to match the veins on Sevika’s face :) )

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#THE MATCHING VEINS EXCUSE ME #ADORABLE JSKAKSSJ

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Hockey Kid/Modern!Gem

a/n; I’m not even sure wtf this is supposed to be, headcannons?? blurbs?? droubles?? who tf knows- JUST KNOW THIS IE INSPIRED BY CEO!/MODERN SEV (series by my bestie @archangeldyke-all <33 check them out heheh) ANYWAY ENJOY AHHAHA

Much like her cannon self, Gem is very active and very much an outdoor kinda person.

Before she entered a hockey club/activity for after school, Sevika always had to drag Gem away from Dorthy so both the little shits could get some rest after being out all day and doing god knows what.

Again, as in cannon, she prefers Gem rather than her actual name because of her biological parents.

Sevika always calls Gem, yknow, Gem. But if Gem is in big trouble or she’s in deep shit, all Sevika needs to do is call ‘Emerald’ and Gem is already there, quaking in her boots.

In class, most of the teachers call Gem by the name she wants, well, other than a few (Gem has beef with her other teachers due to her porta potty mouth)

When it comes to anything sports related, Gem, like most kids, can get really competitive and loves to shit-talk, even in front of the people she’s talking about.

During hockey games if someone is being stupid or just being a jerk, Gem has a tendency of cursing and flipping people off (often being sent to the bench because of this) but otherwise, she’s one of the greatest hockey players in her grade.

After those games and Sevika or Jinx comes to pick Gem up after school; Gem loves to spill all the drama from the games, sometimes even getting a last word with a kid across the building before hopping into the car.

“Yeah we were gonna win if it wasn’t for that-“ rolling down the window and sticking her head out “DUMBASS WHO KEPT GETTING IN THE FUCKINGGG WAYYYYYYY!” Closing the window as fast as she can

Any day she can, Gem is always trying to spend time with Dorothy, even if they were in the same classes just that day. Sure, Gem has other friends, but Dorthy is the og, of course Gem is gonna stick with her!

Gem is a Minecraft kid but often plays Roblox just because Dorthy likes it.

“Don’t only, like, five year olds play that?”

“It’s not for babies :( it’s also like, really pretty and has a lot of games!”

“ugh, finneeee.. but only for a few!”

Hasn’t stopped playing since

Some would think Gem has bad grades due to loud mouth and recklessness but in reality, Gem has pretty good grades, the lowest grade being a D in ELA (she just finds it SOOOO boring) which is the only reason why Gem is allowed to cause so much trouble

During recess, Gem finds random rocks or junk for Dorthy to paint just so Gem can show off like “guys my friend is super sick and she’s awesome”

A lot of teachers mix Gem up with the boys (sometimes kids pick on her because she ‘looks like a boy’ but Gem doesn’t care like; okay?? And??

When it comes to parents showing up for mothers or Father’s Day, Sevika always shows up on those days (if she can).

A kid once tried to pick on Gem for not having a dad and Gem has came up with a new term for Sevika ever since. “Super Duper Epic Mom-Dad”

“Do you have a super duper epic mom-dad?? No? Exactly! So buzz off!”

Sevika can’t tell if she hates it or loves it with all her heart

Gem’s favorite show is Steven Universe, 100%.

She definitely makes several references to the show and Sevika is like “wtf are you talking about??” Until one day she catches Gem watching it (Sevika 100% walked in on the scene with Pearl and Rose fusing)

Immediate reaction was “🤨🏳️‍🌈??👉🏼 📺 💎🏳️‍🌈”

When Gem explained the lore to Sevika, Sevika was like

“ohhhh so it is a gay show..”

“ITS NOT GAY MA-”

Sings this song on the DAILY (Sevika knows all the lyrics and even accidentally hums it too atp(

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#THEY ARE PERFECT #LOVE THEM

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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!

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The VA is being put on hold for a while cause I have NO idea what else to do for the script but while im here, CEO! Sev/Modern Sev and Hockey kid Gem :] (inspired by the pookie @archangeldyke-all )

(Got lazy with the coloring cause I’m tired BUT THEM)

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#let her see dorthy AGAIN I DONT CARE #EVERYTHING TO MAKE THE CHILD HAPPY #God i love them #perfect mother daughter duo

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lil guy

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Mood.

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sevika would be your cool, goth, older sister. 

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no one appreciated this on twitter

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strong bitches don’t miss their ex 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

#i’m not strong #giggling but slowly going insane

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lazy lil something because I keep forgetting to draw arcane things

MEN DNI

#this is so wholesome somehow #i love everything about it #two goofballs #quality time jinx sevika edition

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I need her to [CENSORED] me in a windowless room so none of the [CENSORED] gets out and I can [CENSORED] for later.

Art by Nil_Elk on Twitter.

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did u just booprolled us… ????

Never gonna boop you up

Never gonna boop you down

Never gonna run around and boopboop you

Never gonna make you boop

Never gonna say boopboop

Never gonna tell a lie and boop you

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