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Superman: *appears to be struggling with the door*

Superman: *sees Batman*

Superman: *lifts the door like it’s nothing*

Clark knew Bruce was on his way because he heard his heart beat and he was waiting for Bruce to show up to impress him.

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do you guys see my vision??

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Defense of Jason Todd

Your honor, my client was in his reputation era.

Your honor, his brothers already took parentified child and adultified child. Problem child was all that was left at that point.

Your honor, my client has what is called "the Cain instinct."

Your honor, everyone has wanted to kick Tim Drake's ass. As I will demonstrate this with my list of witnesses: Selina Kyle, Damian Wayne, flashpoint Thomas Wayne, Harley Quinn, and future Batman Tim.

Your honor, my client was raised by Batman.

Your honor, the fandom also wants Joker dead.

Your honor, my client was standing on business.

Your honor, my client was serving cunt.

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Ok. *Puts them in a corny, 90s anime romance scene in which Bruce helps Harvey come down from a rough dissociation/derealization episode by using sensory grounding.*

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Their dads pulling them by the capes 😭😭

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I love Damian and Jon just act like an old married couple in the future

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let him hold it

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listen i have nothing against their lifestyle but can they keep this behind closed doors

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bruce and dami👨‍👦🦇

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WHOAA!!! DAMNN!! IDK WHAT YOUR FEEDING HIM BUT HE IS TOO DAMN BIG‼️‼️‼️

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Happy Birthday Superman!

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I’m sorry is this how a straight man stares at another man ???

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Broke: adopt a child

Woke: borrow your boyfriend's

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superman and his baby girl

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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

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Imagine being Alfred during Batman Begins when Bruce leaves to “find himself.” Alfred is worried, but reminds himself that all rich men do this and he’s probably just going to come back as a worldly, obnoxious vegetarian. Then Bruce shows up several years later buff as hell and it’s like no, he’s a ninja. he’s a ninja and he wants to terrorize Gotham in a bat costume.

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?!?!?!?!????