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The cuntiest deposition I've ever read
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
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They're both gay and that's amazing
Better question, is Pelican 1 single? Not turning on anon for public shaming
Pelican 1 and Eagle 1 are married happily, sorry Hornydivers 😔🫡
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science-jumps · 2 months
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"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu
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Awesome growing trend
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REAL TIME INTEL FROM THE GAY SEX COMMAND CENTER CANNOT SAVE YOU
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You've heard of Bomb Ketch Sunday, now get ready for
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Fluyt Friday
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science-jumps · 3 months
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made in honor of the now-extinct population of Falasteen crocodiles, the sunbirds that almost lost their names, and everyone else surviving the attempted erasure.
posted the other week as part of an ongoing fundraiser offering free prints and paid, with 100% of proceeds going to Care for Gaza. it has since been translated, wheatpasted, and flown on kites all over the world from Saigon to Scotland...!!!
monetary donations are never a substitute for holistic political action, and a push for a different world... but the shows of solidarity and support have lifted my spirits so much.
this is now available on a t-shirt too, screenprinted by hand in Texas!same deal: all profits go to food, medicine, and other critical supplies via Care for Gaza (& the PCRF). thank you for sharing.
image description below:
a Palestine sunbird holds red poppies in their beak next to the text RIGHT TO EXIST. a Palestine crocodile (a subspecies of the Nile, now extinct thanks to occupying forces) guards a shining key next to the text RIGHT TO RETURN. a Palestinian olive tree, full of fruit is next to the text RIGHT TO RESIST. a Palestinian family of five, all embracing each other next to the text RIGHT TO REMAIN.
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For years, you guys have been crying about how you want me off this site. Your doxxing hasn’t worked. I will leave the site if you donate.
http://www.patreon.com/user?u=460576
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I think the worst tumblr behavior was definitely the old trend of "hey everybody this person you never met says this other person you never met was a toxic friend, spread the word and StAy SaFe everyone!!!"
I think it's the "stay safe" and "reblogging to PROTECT my mutuals!" kind of language that annoyed me the most, like what did that mean exactly? If you mistakenly become casual internet friends with that person you're gonna suffer psychic damage? They're some kind of demon in a human disguise with an actual goal to hurt people? Hey believe it or not people not only grow and change but sometimes the problems in an interpersonal relationship are the once-in-a-lifetime result of precisely the chemistry of those two people under precisely the circumstances they were brought together. I've almost never met someone who was just habitually shitty to everybody. Like I wouldn't be friends with someone who was physically abusive to someone but a lot of those old callouts were just laundry lists of complicated emotional clashes and fights that weren't anybody else's business.
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Just for fun
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senshi victory. reblog to have victory come to you
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I’ve been obsessed with this tweet for a while so I’m posting the it to tumblr to inflict it on more people
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With over 25,000 Palestinians killed so far in the U.S.-backed Israeli assault of the Gaza Strip, the Service Employees International Union on Monday became the largest union in North America to join a growing coalition of labor groups calling for a cease-fire.
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I grant you refuge from hurt and suffering.
With words of sacred scripture I shield the oranges from the sting of phosphorous and the shades of cloud from the smog.
I grant you refuge in knowing that the dust will clear, and they who fell in love and died together will one day laugh.
“I Grant You Refuge” by Hiba Abu Nada (trans. Huda Fakhreddine)
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The dunmeshi anime should have one of those EDs where they make anime girls do choreographed idol dances except it’s marcille doing the worst dance you’ve ever seen in your life. Not even in a cute way it just sucks ass and you wish someone would put her out of her misery.
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