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me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

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Just another stroll through the park with your grandpa~ This was a struggle. Adapting the Expressionist style in to a Rick and Morty piece was like… omg. I spent way longer on this than I should’ve. Expressionism is hard, man. -________________- Based on the painting The Scream (of Nature) by Edvard Munch.

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Stanchez

Stan: Rick it’s my turn for the shower!!! *Bangs on the door madly*

Rick: AA. Alright alright slow your role ho-hot shot I’m scrubbing myself always WELCUM to join me!

Stan:……

Rick: Oh so so you don’t get my puns but i have to laugh at yours!?!

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Drawing Prompt: Soos, Mabel n dipper cheering on Grunkle stan burpin the alphabet while Ford is in the corner like "how am I related to this, your all dead to me"

Minus the crew but anyway:

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If I’m dipping back in the fandom I HAVE to do a Ford speedo pic.. 

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eyy  !!!i made this  !!!! yeeee a.

btw some time ago some people were surprised about the fact that M. Rick uses a crop top

well guess what

like i know its  super obvious but i need to say it because i feel like some people dont know yet but

ye its…its a crop top 100% sure

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Morty: We saw nothing Dipper: I second that

Dipper and Morty walk in on their elders passed out drunk.

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“N- no offense Lee, but I hope we never ha-have to sleep in your car again.“ 

“One night in a bed of your own, and you already go soft on me, Sanchez?”

“Hah- says the man wearing sill-silk underwear and reaaal-urp gold.”

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stanchez week day 3 - domestic

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Stanchez Appreciation Week Day 4: Vices and Virtues

Okay slight NSFW but I censored it and hope this passes! 🙏 anyways OMG THESE TWO! Also the sexy doodle could have been better. I know it sucks! I promise to get better!

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Road Trip

Rick tricked Stan into a ‘vacation outing’ when really they needed some major counseling from Carol in the middle of space because they wouldn’t agree with anywhere else.

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stanchez week day 5 - roadtrip

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Road trip I’m super late but I had to do at least one of the prompt from the @stanchezapprectiationweek! 

Pls fullview for better quality~

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I ship it

Day 1: Heist

What better place to end stanchez week than at the beginning? Heavily based off of @stanchez-sloppy-seconds ’s vintage mugshots of the duo.

“I can’t fucking believe this.” Stan said, the buzz from the alcohol having worn off far too long ago. “This is the last time I trust fucking Derek with any guy I don’t know. ‘I know he’s a little wild man, but it’s worth it’ fucking bullshit.”

“Chill the fuck out man, how was I supposed t-uuurp-to know that the guys would get back early? It’s not my fault one of them got sick.” Rick replied, rolling his eyes at the man sitting next to him. He was taking things way too seriously. This was one bad heist, so what? There’ll be others.“

“Jesus, this is the last time I pull a heist with you. The point is, numbskull, that this is another charge on my criminal record, and eventually they’re gonna just preemptively kick me out. It looks bad.” Stan groaned, resting his head in his hands. Fuck, he didn’t even know if Derrick would get his message, and Rick was too fucked up to cash in on his one phone call.

“Hey, cmere. This isn’t so bad. At least we’ve got each other.” Rick said, leaning over and trying to put an arm around Stan’s shoulders. He wasn’t even touching him before Stan moved away, glaring at him.

“Isn’t so bad? What-” Stan was cut off as Rick lunged forwards, pressing their lips together messily. He was frozen in shock, mouth opening a little as Rick cupped his jaw, slipping his tongue inside.

While Stan was still giving his best impersonation of a rock, Rick shifted a little, pushing Stan’s back into the bars and coming up to sit on his lap. He glanced briefly at the security camera (placeKent?) before pulling down the neck of his shirt, stretching it just enough to reveal thick wads of bills duct-taped to his chest.

It took Stan less than a second to realize what was going on. He nodded, moving a little closer to him. “Hm, you’re more than I gave you credit for.-” here he lowered his voice, huskily whispering into Rick’s ear. “Any other things you’re hiding from me under those clothes?”

“I’ve done this before, and why don’t you find out?” Rick said, cockily, smirking up at Stan as he pushed his hands away, grabbing a handful of Rick’s shirt and pulling him up a little so they were eye to eye.

“Y'know, I think I will.” Stan said, hefting Rick with on hand onto his lap. His hands came to rest easily on Rick’s hips, slipping his thumbs under his shirt to rub circles on his hipbones.

As they continued to make out, Stan could feel the tension melt out of his body. Their bail would get paid tomorrow, and right now, the hot guy he’d been staring at since they’d met was sitting in his lap. Sure, the officers would probably come tell them to break it up soon, but for now, they could enjoy each other.

“Damn babe, you’re good.” Stan said, trailing kisses down Rick’s stubbly jaw as he happily groped his ass.

“Of course I am.” Rick said cockily, rubbing their hips together and tangling his hands in Stan’s messy hair.

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Stanchez Apprecition Week: Day 3

And here’s day 3! Where Rick is making gifts for Dipper and Mabel’s 15th b-day and Stan gives him some help!

You can read it here under the cut or over on my AO3! 

And just a reminder I’m taking stanchez requests until March 24th. So if you have any ideas for stories don’t be shy!

Keep reading

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I tell you it’s unnatural for siblings to get along as well as you do

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ZIM HAS SUCCEEDED FINALS WEEK!

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